Teleportation to The Waffle House: This Guy Runs a Division of FEMA. WOW.

[candycorn]

I thought it was an April Fools joke at first. But we’re not that lucky as a nation.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/us/fema-gregg-phillips-waffle-house-teleportation.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share

From the piece;

In December, Mr. Phillips, 65, a former top health official in Texas, was appointed to head FEMA’s Office of Response and Recovery. The office, with more than 1,000 employees and a budget of nearly $300 million, is central to FEMA’s job of responding to disasters like hurricanes, earthquakes and fires. Mr. Phillips was known, at the time, as a proponent of election fraud conspiracy theories, some of which were amplified by Mr. Trump.

Things got stickier for Mr. Phillips last month, when an investigative report by CNN detailed how, on podcasts and social media, he had propagated other conspiracy theories, used violent rhetoric in discussing former President Joseph R. Biden, and recounted how, on two occasions, he had somehow found himself being moved, by forces beyond his control, dozens of miles from two different starting points in Georgia.

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It’s an actual story folks.



I would love to hear Karoline Leavitt comment on this. Does anyone know if she got asked about government officials being teleported to The Waffle House?

 

[Cellblock2429]

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I thought it was an April Fools joke at first. But we’re not that lucky as a nation.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/us/fema-gregg-phillips-waffle-house-teleportation.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share

From the piece;

In December, Mr. Phillips, 65, a former top health official in Texas, was appointed to head FEMA’s Office of Response and Recovery. The office, with more than 1,000 employees and a budget of nearly $300 million, is central to FEMA’s job of responding to disasters like hurricanes, earthquakes and fires. Mr. Phillips was known, at the time, as a proponent of election fraud conspiracy theories, some of which were amplified by Mr. Trump.

Things got stickier for Mr. Phillips last month, when an investigative report by CNN detailed how, on podcasts and social media, he had propagated other conspiracy theories, used violent rhetoric in discussing former President Joseph R. Biden, and recounted how, on two occasions, he had somehow found himself being moved, by forces beyond his control, dozens of miles from two different starting points in Georgia.

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It’s an actual story folks.



I would love to hear Karoline Leavitt comment on this. Does anyone know if she got asked about government officials being teleported to The Waffle House?

/----/ I once met a hot chick at a bar; she brought over drinks. Next thing I knew, I woke up in a cheap hotel, in the tub filled with ice, and minus one kidney.

 

[EMH]

What happens when morons take religion too seriously....

 

[j-mac]

They’re moving into the ridiculous people…

 

[candycorn]

They’re moving into the ridiculous people…

He’s an official in the Trump administration.

 

[j-mac]

He’s an official in the Trump administration.

Yeah, not buying it….find better agit prop.

 

[candycorn]

Yeah, not buying it….find better agit prop.

Well…it’s documented. You’re just a fool

 

[The Duke]

He’s an official in the Trump administration.

Gotta be better than some of the freaks in the last one.
Like the queer luggage-stealing felon. Remember him?

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

View attachment 1239251

I thought it was an April Fools joke at first. But we’re not that lucky as a nation.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/us/fema-gregg-phillips-waffle-house-teleportation.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share

From the piece;

In December, Mr. Phillips, 65, a former top health official in Texas, was appointed to head FEMA’s Office of Response and Recovery. The office, with more than 1,000 employees and a budget of nearly $300 million, is central to FEMA’s job of responding to disasters like hurricanes, earthquakes and fires. Mr. Phillips was known, at the time, as a proponent of election fraud conspiracy theories, some of which were amplified by Mr. Trump.

Things got stickier for Mr. Phillips last month, when an investigative report by CNN detailed how, on podcasts and social media, he had propagated other conspiracy theories, used violent rhetoric in discussing former President Joseph R. Biden, and recounted how, on two occasions, he had somehow found himself being moved, by forces beyond his control, dozens of miles from two different starting points in Georgia.

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It’s an actual story folks.



I would love to hear Karoline Leavitt comment on this. Does anyone know if she got asked about government officials being teleported to The Waffle House?

There’s no limit to the insanity of the Trump regime.

 

[Mashmont]

What happens when morons take religion too seriously....

I know. Like the cult that believes driving cars will cause the world sea level to rise three feet.

 

[candycorn]

There’s no limit to the insanity of the Trump regime.

As I said in the OP....I thought it was an April Fools joke. Nope...dude actually said he was transported on a podcast. Since then, he has, of course, blamed medication for making him goofy.

 

[EMH]

I know. Like the cult that believes driving cars will cause the world sea level to rise three feet.

So you are implying I believe in CO2 FRAUD.


You are officially the dumbest poster on USMB....

 

[Mashmont]

So you are implying I believe in CO2 FRAUD.


You are officially the dumbest poster on USMB....

Are you implying I believe in teleportation?
Yet still smarter than you.

 

[EMH]

Are you implying I believe in teleportation?

No, you implied EMH believes in CO2 FRAUd....

 

[Mashmont]

No, you implied EMH believes in CO2 FRAUd....

You implied Christians believe in teleportation.

 

[EMH]

You implied Christians believe in teleportation.

No, I implied religious die hards are ABSOLUTE MORONS.

 

[Missouri_Mike]

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I thought it was an April Fools joke at first. But we’re not that lucky as a nation.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/us/fema-gregg-phillips-waffle-house-teleportation.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share

From the piece;

In December, Mr. Phillips, 65, a former top health official in Texas, was appointed to head FEMA’s Office of Response and Recovery. The office, with more than 1,000 employees and a budget of nearly $300 million, is central to FEMA’s job of responding to disasters like hurricanes, earthquakes and fires. Mr. Phillips was known, at the time, as a proponent of election fraud conspiracy theories, some of which were amplified by Mr. Trump.

Things got stickier for Mr. Phillips last month, when an investigative report by CNN detailed how, on podcasts and social media, he had propagated other conspiracy theories, used violent rhetoric in discussing former President Joseph R. Biden, and recounted how, on two occasions, he had somehow found himself being moved, by forces beyond his control, dozens of miles from two different starting points in Georgia.

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It’s an actual story folks.



I would love to hear Karoline Leavitt comment on this. Does anyone know if she got asked about government officials being teleported to The Waffle House?

Nobody at the Waffle House remembers that guy that came in once. That’s a shocker. One thing Waffle House employees are known for is remembering every single person that enters the store.

Only liberals can turn God guiding someone of faith to a place into they teleported there.

Typical left wing horseshit reporting and you fall for it every time.

 

[Mashmont]

No, I implied religious die hards are ABSOLUTE MORONS.

You said that in context of teleportation.

But what are Christian die hards exactly? Are they people who try TOO hard to be like Jesus? Are they people who treat others TOO well? If that's the case, I being a Christian die-hard is the greatest compliment ever. We should all strive to be like that.

 

[ColonelAngus]

I just saw this on YouTube.



Odd thing to publicize for a FRMA official.

I relate. I teleport to an insane asylum every time I read lefty posts on this MB.

 

[EMH]

But what are Christian die hards exactly?

The relentlessly stupid treasonous idiots who believe if we wipe out Israel's neighbors and give Israel that land that Fraud JEEESY floats down from the clouds...