I hereby request a pardon

[Stormy Daniels]

I haven't done anything wrong. But I'd like one anyway. I guess it can't hurt to have one in the bank. Totally normal, right?

 

[TNHarley]

Being a whore with god awful looking tits isnt a felony.

 

[Stormy Daniels]

Being a whore with god awful looking tits isnt a felony.

So there's no reason to request a pardon unless someone's already committed a felony? That what you're saying?

 

[JoeMoma]

It's nice to have a "Get out of jail card" even if not needed.

And for the record, the real Stormy Daniels has made a lot of money using her tits, so they can't be too bad.

 

[MarathonMike]

I haven't done anything wrong. But I'd like one anyway. I guess it can't hurt to have one in the bank. Totally normal, right?

This doesn't belong in the Politics forum.

 

[Indeependent]

I haven't done anything wrong. But I'd like one anyway. I guess it can't hurt to have one in the bank. Totally normal, right?

Brandon?

 

[gipper]

I haven't done anything wrong. But I'd like one anyway. I guess it can't hurt to have one in the bank. Totally normal, right?

Show me the man. I’ll show you the crime.

 

[Stormy Daniels]

This doesn't belong in the Politics forum.

Anything that proves your politics is bullshit needs to be silenced, right?

Multiple members of Congress sought pardons from Donald in the aftermath of the January insurrection, but it's not about politics.

 

[Indeependent]

Anything that proves your politics is bullshit needs to be silenced, right?

Multiple members of Congress sought pardons from Donald in the aftermath of the January insurrection, but it's not about politics.

The Irony!
The DOJ and FBI won't even touch a Democrat.