I Hereby Notify Those Who it May Concern

[Swagger]

We need proof of said nobility and breed, can we see your teeth?

No, you have neither the clearance nor the right to bear witness to any part of my person. Do I really have to remind you all that my real identity is a state secret? No, like all the other plebs and hoi polloi, you'll just have accept my word regarding my noble and revered standing.

Oh, and need I further remind you that liberals should only speak when spoken to?

 

[freedombecki]

Greetings (once again), USMB.

Now, for those among you who are familiar with the most noble and esteemed user called 'Swagger', I am he. The reason I've re-registered is that after the recent case of online skullduggery by a few unmentionables, my access to this curious corner of the internet has been severely restricted, thus I've reincarnated myself under a similar username.

For those of you who aren't familiar with how I operate, allow me to furnish you with all the necessary details.

I am an English nobleman. A peer of the realm, if you will. I take no prisoners and treat all proles, colonials and lesser breeds with the contempt they deserve. You will address with due deference, otherwise I'll roll deep on you. Capiche, as those greasy wops would say?

You have been warned (some more so than others), America. But let's not let that get in the way of a colourful future.

Chin chin, America.

PS. I detest emoticons, and Irishmen. Though mainly the former over the latter.

Well, kiss my grits. Welcome to USMB, Blahblah, I mean Blagger. Or do I?

Luckily for you, young lady, the days when I could have had you or any other seditious colonial flogged for such outright impudence are - regrettably - long gone! Don't you ever, ever address me like that again!

Do I make myself clear?

Do you know what I say to bull-only?

 

[Swagger]

Well, kiss my grits. Welcome to USMB, Blahblah, I mean Blagger. Or do I?

Luckily for you, young lady, the days when I could have had you or any other seditious colonial flogged for such outright impudence are - regrettably - long gone! Don't you ever, ever address me like that again!

Do I make myself clear?

Do you know what I say to bull-only?

Indulge me.

 

[Webrunner]

It's become clear that the majority of users who have run their gums on this thread have - as usual - got the wrong end of the stick. Allow me to explain.

My OP was intended as more of an insurance policy rather than a plea for popularity. I thought it would be best to declare who I am before the server matched my ISP address with that of my previous incarnation and banned me. I was under no illusions that USMB would grind to a halt during my absense. The sheer volume of traffic it sees saw to that. I also suspect that my temporary hiatus went unnoticed because I don't buy into the bizarre concept of reputation points, nor will.

I'm genuinely astonished that I actually had to explain that to you all.

That's a good thing, looking at your rep.

 

[Webrunner]

Greetings (once again), USMB.

Now, for those among you who are familiar with the most noble and esteemed user called 'Swagger', I am he. The reason I've re-registered is that after the recent case of online skullduggery by a few unmentionables, my access to this curious corner of the internet has been severely restricted, thus I've reincarnated myself under a similar username.

For those of you who aren't familiar with how I operate, allow me to furnish you with all the necessary details.

I am an English nobleman. A peer of the realm, if you will. I take no prisoners and treat all proles, colonials and lesser breeds with the contempt they deserve. You will address with due deference, otherwise I'll roll deep on you. Capiche, as those greasy wops would say?

You have been warned (some more so than others), America. But let's not let that get in the way of a colourful future.

Chin chin, America.

PS. I detest emoticons, and Irishmen. Though mainly the former over the latter.

Well, kiss my grits. Welcome to USMB, Blahblah, I mean Blagger. Or do I?

Luckily for you, young lady, the days when I could have had you or any other seditious colonial flogged for such outright impudence are - regrettably - long gone! Don't you ever, ever address me like that again!

Do I make myself clear?

Totally clear, you Limey bastard.

 

[freedombecki]

Luckily for you, young lady, the days when I could have had you or any other seditious colonial flogged for such outright impudence are - regrettably - long gone! Don't you ever, ever address me like that again!

Do I make myself clear?

Do you know what I say to bull-only?

Indulge me.

Slow study, eh? Well, to whom it may concern, you were already told.

 

[Two Thumbs]

Damn, not even the new members care that you're back.

 

[Grace]

Actually, I'm surprised about so many not aware of what happened awhile back and who is no longer super mods, mods, and quite a few missing since then.

 

[saveliberty]

It is a blissful existence to have been away during that time.

 

[Grace]

It is a blissful existence to have been away during that time.

Unfortunately I was here as it was going down. Cost me 435 bucks, too.

 

[Colin]

It is a blissful existence to have been away during that time.

Unfortunately I was here as it was going down. Cost me 435 bucks, too.

Were they young bucks?

 

[Si modo]

It is a blissful existence to have been away during that time.

Unfortunately I was here as it was going down. Cost me 435 bucks, too.

How did it cost you money?

 

[editec]

Greetings (once again), USMB.

Now, for those among you who are familiar with the most noble and esteemed user called 'Swagger', I am he. The reason I've re-registered is that after the recent case of online skullduggery by a few unmentionables, my access to this curious corner of the internet has been severely restricted, thus I've reincarnated myself under a similar username.

For those of you who aren't familiar with how I operate, allow me to furnish you with all the necessary details.

I am an English nobleman. A peer of the realm, if you will. I take no prisoners and treat all proles, colonials and lesser breeds with the contempt they deserve. You will address with due deference, otherwise I'll roll deep on you. Capiche, as those greasy wops would say?

You have been warned (some more so than others), America. But let's not let that get in the way of a colourful future.

Chin chin, America.


PS. I detest emoticons, and Irishmen. Though mainly the former over the latter.

How droll.

 

[Two Thumbs]

Day 2,

Still no one cares or has claimed to have noticed swagger was gone.

Stunning?

I think not.

 

[saveliberty]

It is a blissful existence to have been away during that time.

Unfortunately I was here as it was going down. Cost me 435 bucks, too.

How did it cost you money?

Was wondering the same thing. Computer melted down?