I have no proof that my son was born in the United States

xotoxi

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Granted, I was in the delivery room when he was born, and I'm pretty sure that the delivery room was in the United States.

However, when I recently went to the town office to get his Birth Certificate for a plane trip, I was issued a Certificate of Live Birth.

For all I know, he could have been born in Kenya.
 
Granted, I was in the delivery room when he was born, and I'm pretty sure that the delivery room was in the United States.

However, when I recently went to the town office to get his Birth Certificate for a plane trip, I was issued a Certificate of Live Birth.

For all I know, he could have been born in Kenya.

Dint they giver you a birth certificate when he was born?
 
Granted, I was in the delivery room when he was born, and I'm pretty sure that the delivery room was in the United States.

However, when I recently went to the town office to get his Birth Certificate for a plane trip, I was issued a Certificate of Live Birth.

For all I know, he could have been born in Kenya.

Sounds like they switched your biological son with a Kenyan. Didn't you wonder why your son is black?
 
Granted, I was in the delivery room when he was born, and I'm pretty sure that the delivery room was in the United States.

However, when I recently went to the town office to get his Birth Certificate for a plane trip, I was issued a Certificate of Live Birth.

For all I know, he could have been born in Kenya.

Dint they giver you a birth certificate when he was born?

Some states issue what is called a Birth Certificate and some issue a Certificate of Live Birth. It's the same thing, just two different names.
 
Granted, I was in the delivery room when he was born, and I'm pretty sure that the delivery room was in the United States.

However, when I recently went to the town office to get his Birth Certificate for a plane trip, I was issued a Certificate of Live Birth.

For all I know, he could have been born in Kenya.

Sounds like they switched your biological son with a Kenyan. Didn't you wonder why your son is black?

I didn't know xotoxi was a Muslim!
 
Granted, I was in the delivery room when he was born, and I'm pretty sure that the delivery room was in the United States.

However, when I recently went to the town office to get his Birth Certificate for a plane trip, I was issued a Certificate of Live Birth.

For all I know, he could have been born in Kenya.

Take him back and get ya a certified American.
 
Granted, I was in the delivery room when he was born, and I'm pretty sure that the delivery room was in the United States.

However, when I recently went to the town office to get his Birth Certificate for a plane trip, I was issued a Certificate of Live Birth.

For all I know, he could have been born in Kenya.

Good one :)
 
Granted, I was in the delivery room when he was born, and I'm pretty sure that the delivery room was in the United States.

However, when I recently went to the town office to get his Birth Certificate for a plane trip, I was issued a Certificate of Live Birth.

For all I know, he could have been born in Kenya.

Does he have stripes on him like a zebra? I've heard that most people born in Kenya have those kind of stripes. I don't know if it's true or not because I've never seen anybody that was born in Kenya up close and personal.
 
Granted, I was in the delivery room when he was born, and I'm pretty sure that the delivery room was in the United States.

However, when I recently went to the town office to get his Birth Certificate for a plane trip, I was issued a Certificate of Live Birth.

For all I know, he could have been born in Kenya.

Sounds like they switched your biological son with a Kenyan. Didn't you wonder why your son is black?

Actually...my son is so white, he makes albinos look tan.
 
Some states are also giving out computerized abstracts of birth certificates. I raised holy hell when I got an abstract and they issued a certified copy of my actual birth certificate. And I didn't have to pay for it a second time.
 

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