I have hit rock bottom due to my dating drought and actually decided to do something I never thought I would do

[Natural Citizen]

me. I've always gone out with older women, really. May have to start reevaluating that real soon.

Yeah, but now you're old. With your wrinkled up old man balls...

 

[fbj]

Do you like pie on your ass?

Search results for query: pie

www.usmessageboard.com

fbj is only an Uber call away. But he'll probably want you to pick up the tab on the Uber.

Back in february I told this 25 year I would send a Uber to her to come to my place, order us dinner, and we can relax and watch TV and do some online shopping, and then send her back in a uber she turned the offer down. U know she had to be HOT for me to offer to do all that

 

[fbj]

Dude, what if she has the killerest head game you ever imagined and then some?

At this point in my life, I'm not worried about looks all that much, it's about what kind of person they are and how they're going to treat

me. I've always gone out with older women, really. May have to start reevaluating that real soon. Maybe.

Ya gotta learn to appreciate what the good qualities are that women have.

well I still want u to be cute in the face not saying u have to be a model but why would I want to be around a ugly women.

 

[The Duke]

well I still want u to be cute in the face not saying u have to be a model but why would I want to be around a ugly women.

I think you should lower your standards a tad and relax and have some fun.

When's the last time you grabbed a titty, dude?

 

[The Duke]

Yeah, but now you're old. With your wrinkled up old man balls...

If it drops below 70, I got a BIG walnut, just like when I was 5.

 

[fbj]

I think you should lower your standards a tad and relax and have some fun.

When's the last time you grabbed a titty, dude?

I have lowered. 20 years ago I wanted only to date 8's and now I have decrease to 7's. 6's and lower will never be an option. 9's was always too much work

 

[The Duke]

I have lowered. 20 years ago I wanted only to date 8's and now I have decrease to 7's. 6's and lower will never be an option. 9's was always too much work

What you need is a "Slump Buster". Take your ass to the bar and pick up the biggest thing in there and schlog the shit out of her!

Now, this is not really my advice and I've never followed it, but it IS a thing. It was told to me by a ball player.

And you treat that girl like she's a "10" and the best thing you've ever had for that night.

And after that it will start being all downhill from there for you.

 

[MisterBeale]

well I still want u to be cute in the face not saying u have to be a model but why would I want to be around a ugly women.

Don't worry. You only have a few years to wait, and you can just buy yourself an artificial dream, and you probably won't be able to tell it from the real thing!

Sex Neuroscientist on the Scary Future of Sex Robots​

Jan 3, 2024

From the archives: The race to build the world’s first sex robot – podcast​

From the archives: The race to build the world’s first sex robot – podcast

From 2017: The $30bn sex tech industry is about to unveil its biggest blockbuster: a $15,000 robot companion that talks, learns, and never says no

www.theguardian.com

Sex robots go to court: Testing the limits of privacy and sexual freedom​

https://thehill.com/opinion/technology/4432313-sex-robots-go-to-court-testing-the-limits-of-privacy-and-sexual-freedom/#:~:text=New%20anthropomorphic%20devices%20are%20being,and%20reflective%20responses%20to%20touch.

Intimate Technology: Could a Robot Be Your Next Romantic Partner?​

 

[Natural Citizen]

What you need a "Slump Buster". Take your ass to the bar and pick up the biggest thing in there and schlog the shit out of her!

 

[Crepitus]

If a man is good looking he can dress like a bum and still attract women.

"well turned out" isn't just about clothes.

 

[Unkotare]

Back in february I told this 25 year I would send a Uber to her to come to my place, order us dinner, and we can relax and watch TV and do some online shopping, and then send her back in a uber she turned the offer down. U know she had to be HOT for me to offer to do all that

What a creep.

 

[fbj]

What a creep.

I thought I was being generous, free transportation, food, and a gift and u call me a creep??? LOL

 

[two_iron]

I guess I was probably about 12 or 13 when I figured out - women WANT to be fucked.

Just throwing that out there....

That's not the only thing my sister taught me....

 

[fbj]

I guess I was probably about 12 or 13 when I figured out - women WANT to be fucked.

Just throwing that out there....

That's not the only thing my sister taught me....

well why do they always act like they doing me a favor?

 

[Crepitus]

That's not the only thing my sister taught me....

TMI dude.

Keep it in the family and off the website.

 

[Crepitus]

Now, this is not really my advice and I've never followed it, but it IS a thing.

This is basically the same thing as the phrase "asking for a friend".

 

[Woodznutz]

I guess I was probably about 12 or 13 when I figured out - women WANT to be fucked.

But only by the right guy (some actually insist on it).

 

[The Duke]

well why do they always act like they doing me a favor?

Because they are! Show 'em a little appreciation and they'll be happy.

 

[Woodznutz]

well why do they always act like they doing me a favor?

That question is strongly linked to her 'satisfaction'.

 

[rampart]

She talked to you for an hour about shipping and handling and she didn't try to blow you off? You need to marry that gal!

i'm surprised she didn't take out a restraining order.