I have hit rock bottom due to my dating drought and actually decided to do something I never thought I would do

[rampart]

all these dating apps are scams and I cant spend anymore money

maybe try to lower your "physical" standards just a little and start looking on your own neighborhood. you might be surprised that there are more "matches" than you could ever swipe on a dating ap.

 

[fbj]

maybe try to lower your "physical" standards just a little and start looking on your own neighborhood. you might be surprised that there are more "matches" than you could ever swipe on a dating ap.

Cute face will always be one of my preferences. I dont want no one uglier than me

 

[Captain Caveman]

I called Macys customer service to ask about ordering a item and the lady had a very nice voice and was so pleasant that I kept her on the phone for almost an hour just asking tons of questions about Macys shippping and handling LOL

I havent had a match on a dating app since May and was so nice to have a pleasant conversation with a woman for a change. I know I am pathetic and would never tell this to anyone in my family or friends just on here

Well, for every Jock there's a Genny, and I would keep that phone call story to yourself and not repeat them. Don't want to see you getting into trouble.

 

[fbj]

Well, for every Jock there's a Genny, and I would keep that phone call story to yourself and not repeat them. Don't want to see you getting into trouble.

getting in trouble?

 

[d0gbreath]

Massively obese women have the best sounding voices.

 

[ChemEngineer]

Dear fbj,
My dating days ended when I found the love of my life as a teenager with no common sense at all. She will always be an angel.

Here are some clues all the ladies reading this will agree with.
First, you have to make yourself as presentable as possible. Teeth in fine condition, clean, white teeth, hair cut short and neatly combed, nice casual clothing, clean shaven, nice cologne. With me so far?

Then be kind, be funny, be witty and above all, be complimentary. Put anybody you meet first and think of some way to strike up a conversation honestly.

"You have beautiful teeth! Is your father a dentist?" I have used that just for small talk, not to pick them up but boy did these two lovelies perk up. "Our uncle is a dentist." I knew it.

"Natalie? What a lovely name."

"You look like you play tennis."

Go slow. Take your time. No hurry. Compliment and find out the lady's interests and talk about those. For the rest of your life. Romance.

Two years ago, my wife and I returned to our car from the grocery store and I opened her car door for her and closed it carefully.
Walking around the back, a lovely lady was pushing her basket of groceries toward me and asked, "Do you have any sons?"

At the coffee shop near our city swim center there are always swim teams and water polo teams. I engage them just for fun, offering $5 to the first swimmer who can tell me within 10% the world record in hours for treading water. (85)

Last week, five high school girls were walking past me where I visit every single day without fail, and one said "Hi." I replied, "Do you know me?"

She answered, "You're iconic around here."

Be iconic, my man. Be a raconteur, a gracious and kind storyteller. Sweep the ladies off their feet with your charm, your "rizz." You'll get better with practice. Come up with something complimentary, or just a question: "Do you know what that French word on your carrying bag means?" [No.] I forgot the name of it but if you give me the name, I will translate it for you. I told her what it meant en Anglais.

Better do what I tell you or I will hunt you down and hurt you real bad!


(LOL, just kidding)

____________________________

 

[fbj]

Dear fbj,
My dating days ended when I found the love of my life as a teenager with no common sense at all. She will always be an angel.

Here are some clues all the ladies reading this will agree with.
First, you have to make yourself as presentable as possible. Teeth in fine condition, clean, white teeth, hair cut short and neatly combed, nice casual clothing, clean shaven, nice cologne. With me so far?

Then be kind, be funny, be witty and above all, be complimentary. Put anybody you meet first and think of some way to strike up a conversation honestly.

"You have beautiful teeth! Is your father a dentist?" I have used that just for small talk, not to pick them up but boy did these two lovelies perk up. "Our uncle is a dentist." I knew it.

"Natalie? What a lovely name."

"You look like you play tennis."

Go slow. Take your time. No hurry. Compliment and find out the lady's interests and talk about those. For the rest of your life. Romance.

Two years ago, my wife and I returned to our car from the grocery store and I opened her car door for her and closed it carefully.
Walking around the back, a lovely lady was pushing her basket of groceries toward me and asked, "Do you have any sons?"

At the coffee shop near our city swim center there are always swim teams and water polo teams. I engage them just for fun, offering $5 to the first swimmer who can tell me within 10% the world record in hours for treading water. (85)

Last week, five high school girls were walking past me where I visit every single day without fail, and one said "Hi." I replied, "Do you know me?"

She answered, "You're iconic around here."

Be iconic, my man. Be a raconteur, a gracious and kind storyteller. Sweep the ladies off their feet with your charm, your "rizz." You'll get better with practice. Come up with something complimentary, or just a question: "Do you know what that French word on your carrying bag means?" [No.] I forgot the name of it but if you give me the name, I will translate it for you. I told her what it meant en Anglais.

Better do what I tell you or I will hunt you down and hurt you real bad!


(LOL, just kidding)

____________________________

I need a big hit at the casino so I can hire a

Pretty female nurse for my arthritis
Pretty female maid for my meals
Pretty female for adult fun on saturdays


Fuck love lol