I have a spill stain on my intern's blue dress, help me please

[xotoxi]

"Stains are not your friend."

 

[Midnight Marauder]

Old man at the cleaners leans forward, hand on ear and says, "Ehh? Come again?"

Billy says, "No, this time it's just ranch dressing!"

 

[xotoxi]

Old man at the cleaners leans forward, hand on ear and says, "Ehh? Come again?"

Billy says, "No, this time it's just ranch dressing!"

I wonder if he spilled that whilst tossing salad?

 

[Sheldon]

But I thought Bill Clinton did not have sexual relations with that woman?

 

[xotoxi]

But I thought Bill Clinton did not have sexual relations with that woman?

With THAT woman.

But not THE OTHER woman.

 

[Mad Scientist]

"Stains are not your friend."

Kitty Litter. Lot's of kitty litter. It soaks everything up!

 

[Mr. H.]

It depends on what the meaning of jiz is.

 

[shintao]

But I thought Bill Clinton did not have sexual relations with that woman?

Hmmm, that depends on what the definition of "sexual relations" is. Who is defining it. A scholar, or a red neck beer drinker.

 

[Douger]

Whatever. I made over 2 million when Slick Willie was running the movie.
Not saying it was him that made it happen. Just saying.

 

[Midnight Marauder]

Whatever. I made over 2 million when Slick Willie was running the movie.
Not saying it was him that made it happen. Just saying.

I love Billy. I think he was a great President.

 

[shintao]

Monica Wants To Know...........

 

[xotoxi]

Monica Wants To Know...........

 

[Rat in the Hat]

"Stains are not your friend."

Perhaps you need an "Ancient Chinese Secret".