I had a dream last night someone on this board won the 1 BILLION dollar lotto

[Hang on Sloopy]

Someone is going to be rich here tomorrow morn


Just bought 20 bucks for 10 lines. Get yourrrrrr tickets. Drawing at 11pm

Last time I bought one I can't remember

 

[Moonglow]

You told me you could keep a secret!?

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Thanks for reminding me to go get a ticket!

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

You told me you could keep a secret!?

Thats not the secret of yours he's been keeping.

 

[rightwinger]

If I won the $1 billion I would buy USMB
Hope it is enough

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

If I won the $1 billion I would buy USMB
Hope it is enough

And everyone worth discussion would immediately leave.
Good luck!

 

[Moonglow]

If I won the $1 billion I would buy USMB
Hope it is enough

I'll give you the billion to buy it if you fire FlatCan's azz.

 

[odanny]

I'm in a work pool with 15 people, we have 30 tickets, if one hits, the entire department will quit. I'm outta here in 6 months regardless, but it would be nice to go out this way.

 

[marvin martian]

Someone is going to be rich here tomorrow morn


Just bought 20 bucks for 10 lines. Get yourrrrrr tickets. Drawing at 11pm

Last time I bought one I can't remember

Picture a stack of pennies laid horizontally, so that the pennies are standing on edge and all touching. Now picture that line of stacked pennies is 300 miles long. Now picture just ONE of those pennies, somewhere in that 300 mile stack, has an "X" drawn on it, and you get to pick one penny out of the stack. Your chances of picking that penny are the same as your chances of winning this prize.

Good luck!

 

[rupol2000]

Better dream of saving your nation from alcoholism.
Why do you need a million dollars?

 

[Votto]

Someone is going to be rich here tomorrow morn


Just bought 20 bucks for 10 lines. Get yourrrrrr tickets. Drawing at 11pm

Last time I bought one I can't remember

Whoever stops posting, yea, that guy.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

I'm in a work pool with 15 people, we have 30 tickets, if one hits, the entire department will quit. I'm outta here in 6 months regardless, but it would be nice to go out this way.

That is, if the person holding the tickets doesn't "disappear"...........

 

[rightwinger]

Picture a stack of pennies laid horizontally, so that the pennies are standing on edge and all touching. Now picture that line of stacked pennies is 300 miles long. Now picture just ONE of those pennies, somewhere in that 300 mile stack, has an "X" drawn on it, and you get to pick one penny out of the stack. Your chances of picking that penny are the same as your chances of winning this prize.

Good luck!

So whats that? About 50/50?

 

[odanny]

Better dream of saving your nation from alcoholism.
Why do you need a million dollars?

So I can buy more booze.

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

Picture a stack of pennies laid horizontally, so that the pennies are standing on edge and all touching. Now picture that line of stacked pennies is 300 miles long. Now picture just ONE of those pennies, somewhere in that 300 mile stack, has an "X" drawn on it, and you get to pick one penny out of the stack. Your chances of picking that penny are the same as your chances of winning this prize.

Good luck!

Lol.I can't imagine how much professional lotto players have in this

Shits and giggles once a yr is fun

When it was 800 mil, it was enough for me....lolol

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Facts

1. First off, you wouldn't be getting 1 billion dollars. You'd be getting around $600,000.00 IF you choose instant payout, which most people do. (taking monthly payments would be better, but you neve know if the state will change the rules on you and take it back or end it, which is why most people take the lump sum, which is always a lot less).

2. After paying legal fee's and taxes (you really need a lawyer to claim this amount of money for you and pay all the fees and state taxes on it) you will end up with about $280,000.

3. At the end of the year, you will have to pay federal taxes on it, which will reduce it even more.

4. You will be lucky to walk away with the actual cash value of $180,000 - $200,000

5. Which is better than nothing at all.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Another "fact" about lottery money


SUPPOSEDLY...........you want to play all the SMALLER lottery amount games, because everybody will be putting their money on the BIG JACKPOT instead of playing the smaller ones.

SUPPOSEDLY..........you have a much better chance of winning the smaller jackpots in other games during this time period, when most people will be playing the BIG one.

I've tested this theory out a few times during the past 10 years, and so far, it has not worked for me.

 

[Flash]

Picture a stack of pennies laid horizontally, so that the pennies are standing on edge and all touching. Now picture that line of stacked pennies is 300 miles long. Now picture just ONE of those pennies, somewhere in that 300 mile stack, has an "X" drawn on it, and you get to pick one penny out of the stack. Your chances of picking that penny are the same as your chances of winning this prize.

Good luck!

The lottery is a tax on people that don't understand statistics.

 

[jbrownson0831]

Someone is going to be rich here tomorrow morn


Just bought 20 bucks for 10 lines. Get yourrrrrr tickets. Drawing at 11pm

Last time I bought one I can't remember

Gosh, that would pay for my gas for almost a whole year!

 

[rupol2000]

So I can buy more booze.

Do you like being a drunken pig being fucked by leftist scammers?