Where's the fun in that?If I were the OP, I would get a fifty cal on a tripod mounted on the front porch.
Don't wait for trouble. It's like you said, someone might be watching the house.
Fire off a three hundred round burst every few hours.
I like that plan.
Yanno, you could probably build a robot to do it automatically. You know, like a lawn sprinkler. That way it covers you while you sleep. Plug a motion sensor into that bad boy and you're good to go. Markus Kaarma can set you up.
Hey, what could feel more secure than knowing the gunbot will cover you while you're on the crapper?
Make it a semiautomatic gunbot -- where you can switch to "manual" when you like, but back to "auto" when it gets cold.
You have a point.
Ordinarily, I'd say "well that's when the kids man the guns" but typically, if I'm in the bathroom, my kids are busy trying to converse with me or otherwise pounding on the door to get something out of the bathroom.
That's a good thing. That way you know they're out of the line of fire.
