i dedicate this song to someone on USMB who broke my heart & stopped being my bro/friend, but i won't name him/her

[basquebromance]

I hear a lot of stories, I suppose they could be true
All about love and what it can do for you
High is the risk of striking out, the risk of getting hurt
And still I have so much to learn

Well I know 'cause I think about it all the time
I know that real love is hard to find

And a good heart these days is hard to find
True love, the lasting kind
A good heart these days is hard to find
So please be gentle with this heart of mine

My expectations may be high, I blame it on my youth
Soon enough I'll learn the painful truth
I'll face it like a fighter then boast how I've grown
Anything is better than being alone

Well I know 'cause I learn a little every day
I know 'cause I listen when the experts say

That a good heart these days is hard to find
True love, the lasting kind
A good heart these days is hard to find
So please be gentle with this heart of mine

As I reflect on all my childhood dreams
My ideas of love weren't as foolish as they seemed
If I don't start looking now I'll be left behind
And a good heart these days, it's hard to find

I know, it's a dream I'm willing to defend
I know it will be worth it in the end

A good heart these days is hard to find
True love, the lasting kind
A good heart these days is hard to find
So please be gentle with this heart of mine
A good heart these days is hard to find
True love, the lasting kind
A good heart these days is hard to find
So please be gentle with this heart
With this heart of mine

 

[Meister]

You knew I was married from the get-go.
You just have to let it go, basque'.

 

[Harry Dresden]

You knew I was married from the get-go.
You just have to let it go, basque'.

wait a second now....im sorry but the "bro" wants to wrestle me naked....yea he really does...

 

[basquebromance]

wait a second now....im sorry but the "bro" wants to wrestle me naked....yea he really does...

yuck

 

[Meister]

wait a second now....im sorry but the "bro" wants to wrestle me naked....yea he really does...

You bringing the Crisco?
Asking for a friend.

 

[Harry Dresden]

You bringing the Crisco?
Asking for a friend.

he no doubt has it all ready to go....

 

[BackAgain]

wait a second now....im sorry but the "bro" wants to wrestle me naked....yea he really does...

That only means he fantasizes about your rippling muscles gleaming in the light, all oiled and sweaty.

I know this because he shares his fantasies here at USMB.

(Plus, it seems obvious that he is barely in the closet gay and wants to play with your penis.)

 

[Harry Dresden]

That only means he fantasizes about your rippling muscles gleaming in the light, all oiled and sweaty.

I know this because he shares his fantasies here at USMB.

(Plus, it seems obvious that he is barely in the closet gay and wants to play with your penis.)

he would gag on mine....

 

[Circe]

I am not perfectly sure you guys are taking this seriously ---

 

[BackAgain]

he would gag on mine....

Maybe. But that’s perhaps not where he’d want it.

 

[BackAgain]

I am not perfectly sure you guys are taking this seriously ---

I see some reason for your doubt.

 

[Meister]

Didn't Spooky Tooth have an album out several years ago called, 'You Broke My Heart, So I Busted Your Jaw'

I think Basque could learn something here.

 

[Harry Dresden]

Didn't Spooky Tooth have an album out several years ago called, 'You Broke My Heart, So I Busted Your Jaw'

I think Basque could learn something here.

you would have to tell him who Spooky Tooth was....

 

[The Duke]

wait a second now....im sorry but the "bro" wants to wrestle me naked....yea he really does...

R U chicken, bitch?

 

[The Duke]

Didn't Spooky Tooth have an album out several years ago called, 'You Broke My Heart, So I Busted Your Jaw'

I think Basque could learn something here.

That album was dedicated to me.

 

[Harry Dresden]

R U chicken, bitch?

oh no im sorry.....are you his boyfriend?....not that there is anything wrong with that....

 

[The Duke]

oh no im sorry.....are you his boyfriend?....not that there is anything wrong with that....

I think you've been tonguing Unko's bunghole too long to realize what's up, brah.

Are you, or are you not man enough to wrassle him, hmm?

 

[basquebromance]

lol

 

[Harry Dresden]

I think you've been tonguing Unko's bunghole too long to realize what's up, brah.

i cant do that....your heads in the way....brah

 

[The Duke]

lol

STFU , yeah. Don't ever fuck with me; I'll bodyslam you on your neck.
I'm not from the Land of Rules that you are. I will hurt you.
If your uhh..you know, IDGAF, I'll take your knee out with my hands if I have to.
The End.

I know how to bodyslam a human very badly. It's nothing taught in ..anything..

It comes from my friend's mother and Spain. And it works so good. Oh my. Yeah, it's not something I'd do to anyone who I didn't wanna break their neck, and it's so easy. It's not a friendly bodyslam, I'll tell you that.

There's no "Plant your feet on the ground hard when I "bodyslam" you involved with this.

More like break your clavicle. I do know how to do "wrasslin" bodyslams for effect and for fun.

This is easier and much more harmful if I was to do it to anyone.

It's something only taught to those with responsibility is what I'd like to think, so let me, please.