I am sick of Chris Christie

[Lord Long Rod]

I was just thinking that. If you replace "christie" with "trump" in that impotent manifesto...it would actually make more sense.

That's only because you are reality challenged, sport.

 

[Lord Long Rod]

From a distance, how can you tell Christy from trump?

That yellow hair!

 

[Lord Long Rod]

The right is absolutely fascinated with pregnant men. They talk about it over and over.

Why?

Oh, that's right. IT's not like they can debate any liberal, so they need an exccuse to run from the topic, any topic.

Keep deflecting, Trump cult losers. It's all you can do, after all. Whenever any liberal arrives, the Trump cultists will submissively urinate and set deflector shields to maximum.

Goddamn.... You lash out at me for ..."deflecting", then proceed to do the same thing yourself, and you do not even realize it. I guess you missed the point I made because you are a simple person. I pity you. You would not have survived in 1940s Germany.

 

[Augustine_]

Yours is kind of a low-effort post, isn't it? Please do not bother me with such inadequate replies.

Be somebody that's worth effort, then

 

[Lord Long Rod]

Be somebody that's worth effort, then

I appreciate your implied apology, sport. Just try harder next time.

 

[Oddball]

That hug with Barry-O.... it still infuriates me to this day. It was right before the 2012 election. Minimal hurricane Sandy had just hit the northeastern coast and El Presidente' Obama went to Jersey for a visit. Fat boy could have greeted the Ayatollah in a respectful way while keeping in mind that the visit should not be politicized given the election. But he did not. He fucked up and jumped all over twink boi like he wanted to fuck him. Perhaps fat boy was star struck? I don't know. I DO know that he played right into Barry's hands and allowed Barry to politicize the disaster relief trip. Fat boy acted just like the bitch he is. He should have been ex-communicated from the GOP for that stunt. 2012 was a winnable election for the GOP. I do not suggest that Christie's touchy-feely photo shoot with Obama caused the loss. But it certainly did not help. It was bad optics. Very bad. It was political malpractice. He was either in the tank with the prog left, or he was just THAT fucking stupid. Either - or both - options are possible.

All in all, it was probably the fact that evangelicals were not inspired to go to the polls and vote for the magic underwear wearing choadstool, Romney, that handed Barry Bama the W in 2012. Nonetheless, the lustful embrace of Barry on that fateful day established Chris Christie as an opportunist pos, a greasy blemish on the GOP's ass.

And Mittens revealed himself for the weakling soyboi that he is, by hiding in a hotel that whole time....Was a perfect time for him to put on some Carharts, and go help people.

But noooo!...He might have got a little dirt under his fingernails and greasy hair mussed.

 

[d0gbreath]

Manboob can’t appreciate the irony of a fucking cultist like him whining about the behaviors of cultists.

Wait. If everyone is a cultist, it's too confusing for me.

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

He did shit like close the beaches, ostensibly due to the Covid-19 pandemic, so that he could park his fat ass there, along with his poor family, and enjoy the sand and sun far away from the stinky peasants.

The asshole was already out of office before Covid.

 

[Lord Long Rod]

The asshole was already out of office before Covid.

OK. Though, I remember him doing this. It must have been for some reason other than Covid then.

 

[ActionJackson]

Nobody likes a faker....
Is Christie therefore a RHINO RINO??

He's a:

FAT Faker
Rhino RINO
Hot-Air Hippo
Egoist Elephant
Whining Whale

 

[Billo_Really]

I am tired of hearing (and seeing) fat-fuck, bloviating Chris Christie talking about Trump and throwing about meaningless platitudes related to his fake presidential campaign. This stupid, jiggling barrel of lard has humiliated himself so many times over the years it is not even funny any more. He is a joke and an embarrassment to himself and our nation. He tried to run for president in 2016 and failed. He had almost zero support, just like today. Before that he was the corrupt governor of the smelly shit-hole state known as New Jersey (“Joisey”…as in, “Itza Joisey thing”). He did shit like close the beaches, ostensibly due to the Covid-19 pandemic, so that he could park his fat ass there, along with his poor family, and enjoy the sand and sun far away from the stinky peasants. He also shut down a bridge to inconvenience an entire town because he did not like the Mayor (a clear abuse of power by Christie, clearly trying to look like a cool mob moss style leader rather than the petty schmuck he is).



Fat boy has undertaken his present campaign under the guise that he is the only person who can go toe-to-toe with Trump and talk shit to his face. You know, like he is some sort of tough guy. But there’s some problems with this. First, he has no support and no funding. He will not make it to the debate stage. His campaign is, therefore, a joke. Second, he is all talk. He is one of those empty people who feel the need to brag in a loud voice, repeating himself often, so as to make it clear that he is a winner. More importantly is that YOU KNOW that you are not in the same league as him. It is what allows him to sleep at night – believing that everyone envies and desires to be him. It is his heroin. Therein lies the pathology of Christie’s personality: Nobody wants to be a fat diabetic with heart disease, 5 chins, and the reputation of being a low-rent asshole.



In my opinion, Christie is engaging in this campaign for 2 reasons. First, there will be a lot of free food on the campaign trail. Second, he is angling for an on-air job on MSNBC or CNN, along with other slimy political hacks like John Kasich, Jen Psaki, John Dean, Andrew McCabe, etc… He endears himself to these leftist MSM fiends by talking shit about Trump. They eat that shit up with a spoon (and needle). He probably wants to get his own show and call it something obnoxious like “The Battering Ram” or “Get in the Ring”, then use the entire show to bullshit about Trump. There he will be, yelling and screaming about how Trump should be in prison for some fictious crime, during which pieces of the hot dog he is eating during the rant will be flying out of his mouth at warp speed and hitting the camera lens, smearing it with a greasy film. The camera guys will be told to keep a smear rag and a bottle of Windex on hand for each of his shows (along with bottle of Febreze).



He will ride his show as long as he can. There is big money in this. Chrissy knows it, and he is going for it. He is an opportunist. He is parasitically taking advantage of the situation (a toxic political stew) in an attempt to score a network gig. He ultimately wants to go to MSNBC, where they can offer him an entire show, probably and hour long. Alternatively, CNN will only offer him pundit segments. He is not good enough for his own show at CNN. Clowny acts need only apply for work at the circus.



We do not need any more parasitic trough feeders in politics. Chris Christie is one of many of the sort. But he is probably the biggest one, in more than one way. Also, he is doing nothing that is not calculated to advance his own brand. He is not running for president because he has support. He is not running because he cares about America…and “DuhmoCkrissy”. He is running in an attempt to monetize his stupid “Hey, itza Joisey thing” schtick by bending over to the leftist media kings. Essentially, it is like the rape scene in Deliverance where Ned Beatty is raped by the inbred hick, except unlike Beatty’s character Chris Christie feels no shame. He invites the rape so that he can get in good with the creepy inbred people. Why? Because there is money to be made there. Think about it. What else is this blow-hard tub of shit going to do to earn money without having to mingle with the peasants or do actual work? He wants to sit on his fat ass and rant about shit, just like any other loud mouth asshole Jersey scumbag.

I like Chris Christie! Not his politics; but his big mouth!

 

[Arlette]

I am tired of hearing (and seeing) fat-fuck, bloviating Chris Christie talking about Trump and throwing about meaningless platitudes related to his fake presidential campaign. This stupid, jiggling barrel of lard has humiliated himself so many times over the years it is not even funny any more. He is a joke and an embarrassment to himself and our nation. He tried to run for president in 2016 and failed. He had almost zero support, just like today. Before that he was the corrupt governor of the smelly shit-hole state known as New Jersey (“Joisey”…as in, “Itza Joisey thing”). He did shit like close the beaches, ostensibly due to the Covid-19 pandemic, so that he could park his fat ass there, along with his poor family, and enjoy the sand and sun far away from the stinky peasants. He also shut down a bridge to inconvenience an entire town because he did not like the Mayor (a clear abuse of power by Christie, clearly trying to look like a cool mob moss style leader rather than the petty schmuck he is).



Fat boy has undertaken his present campaign under the guise that he is the only person who can go toe-to-toe with Trump and talk shit to his face. You know, like he is some sort of tough guy. But there’s some problems with this. First, he has no support and no funding. He will not make it to the debate stage. His campaign is, therefore, a joke. Second, he is all talk. He is one of those empty people who feel the need to brag in a loud voice, repeating himself often, so as to make it clear that he is a winner. More importantly is that YOU KNOW that you are not in the same league as him. It is what allows him to sleep at night – believing that everyone envies and desires to be him. It is his heroin. Therein lies the pathology of Christie’s personality: Nobody wants to be a fat diabetic with heart disease, 5 chins, and the reputation of being a low-rent asshole.



In my opinion, Christie is engaging in this campaign for 2 reasons. First, there will be a lot of free food on the campaign trail. Second, he is angling for an on-air job on MSNBC or CNN, along with other slimy political hacks like John Kasich, Jen Psaki, John Dean, Andrew McCabe, etc… He endears himself to these leftist MSM fiends by talking shit about Trump. They eat that shit up with a spoon (and needle). He probably wants to get his own show and call it something obnoxious like “The Battering Ram” or “Get in the Ring”, then use the entire show to bullshit about Trump. There he will be, yelling and screaming about how Trump should be in prison for some fictious crime, during which pieces of the hot dog he is eating during the rant will be flying out of his mouth at warp speed and hitting the camera lens, smearing it with a greasy film. The camera guys will be told to keep a smear rag and a bottle of Windex on hand for each of his shows (along with bottle of Febreze).



He will ride his show as long as he can. There is big money in this. Chrissy knows it, and he is going for it. He is an opportunist. He is parasitically taking advantage of the situation (a toxic political stew) in an attempt to score a network gig. He ultimately wants to go to MSNBC, where they can offer him an entire show, probably and hour long. Alternatively, CNN will only offer him pundit segments. He is not good enough for his own show at CNN. Clowny acts need only apply for work at the circus.



We do not need any more parasitic trough feeders in politics. Chris Christie is one of many of the sort. But he is probably the biggest one, in more than one way. Also, he is doing nothing that is not calculated to advance his own brand. He is not running for president because he has support. He is not running because he cares about America…and “DuhmoCkrissy”. He is running in an attempt to monetize his stupid “Hey, itza Joisey thing” schtick by bending over to the leftist media kings. Essentially, it is like the rape scene in Deliverance where Ned Beatty is raped by the inbred hick, except unlike Beatty’s character Chris Christie feels no shame. He invites the rape so that he can get in good with the creepy inbred people. Why? Because there is money to be made there. Think about it. What else is this blow-hard tub of shit going to do to earn money without having to mingle with the peasants or do actual work? He wants to sit on his fat ass and rant about shit, just like any other loud mouth asshole Jersey scumbag.

Do you feel better now?

 

[BackAgain]

Wait. If everyone is a cultist, it's too confusing for me.

Everything is too complicated for you.

 

[BackAgain]

Didn’t Chris Krispy have something like lap band surgery or some other bariatric procedure?

How can he still be so morbidly obese?

I mean yeah. Maybe he did lose a bit of tonnage. But he is still grotesque. Like Lizzo without the flute.

 

[Pete7469]

I am tired of hearing (and seeing) fat-fuck, bloviating Chris Christie talking about Trump and throwing about meaningless platitudes related to his fake presidential campaign. This stupid, jiggling barrel of lard has humiliated himself so many times over the years it is not even funny any more. He is a joke and an embarrassment to himself and our nation. He tried to run for president in 2016 and failed. He had almost zero support, just like today. Before that he was the corrupt governor of the smelly shit-hole state known as New Jersey (“Joisey”…as in, “Itza Joisey thing”). He did shit like close the beaches, ostensibly due to the Covid-19 pandemic, so that he could park his fat ass there, along with his poor family, and enjoy the sand and sun far away from the stinky peasants. He also shut down a bridge to inconvenience an entire town because he did not like the Mayor (a clear abuse of power by Christie, clearly trying to look like a cool mob moss style leader rather than the petty schmuck he is).



Fat boy has undertaken his present campaign under the guise that he is the only person who can go toe-to-toe with Trump and talk shit to his face. You know, like he is some sort of tough guy. But there’s some problems with this. First, he has no support and no funding. He will not make it to the debate stage. His campaign is, therefore, a joke. Second, he is all talk. He is one of those empty people who feel the need to brag in a loud voice, repeating himself often, so as to make it clear that he is a winner. More importantly is that YOU KNOW that you are not in the same league as him. It is what allows him to sleep at night – believing that everyone envies and desires to be him. It is his heroin. Therein lies the pathology of Christie’s personality: Nobody wants to be a fat diabetic with heart disease, 5 chins, and the reputation of being a low-rent asshole.



In my opinion, Christie is engaging in this campaign for 2 reasons. First, there will be a lot of free food on the campaign trail. Second, he is angling for an on-air job on MSNBC or CNN, along with other slimy political hacks like John Kasich, Jen Psaki, John Dean, Andrew McCabe, etc… He endears himself to these leftist MSM fiends by talking shit about Trump. They eat that shit up with a spoon (and needle). He probably wants to get his own show and call it something obnoxious like “The Battering Ram” or “Get in the Ring”, then use the entire show to bullshit about Trump. There he will be, yelling and screaming about how Trump should be in prison for some fictious crime, during which pieces of the hot dog he is eating during the rant will be flying out of his mouth at warp speed and hitting the camera lens, smearing it with a greasy film. The camera guys will be told to keep a smear rag and a bottle of Windex on hand for each of his shows (along with bottle of Febreze).



He will ride his show as long as he can. There is big money in this. Chrissy knows it, and he is going for it. He is an opportunist. He is parasitically taking advantage of the situation (a toxic political stew) in an attempt to score a network gig. He ultimately wants to go to MSNBC, where they can offer him an entire show, probably and hour long. Alternatively, CNN will only offer him pundit segments. He is not good enough for his own show at CNN. Clowny acts need only apply for work at the circus.



We do not need any more parasitic trough feeders in politics. Chris Christie is one of many of the sort. But he is probably the biggest one, in more than one way. Also, he is doing nothing that is not calculated to advance his own brand. He is not running for president because he has support. He is not running because he cares about America…and “DuhmoCkrissy”. He is running in an attempt to monetize his stupid “Hey, itza Joisey thing” schtick by bending over to the leftist media kings. Essentially, it is like the rape scene in Deliverance where Ned Beatty is raped by the inbred hick, except unlike Beatty’s character Chris Christie feels no shame. He invites the rape so that he can get in good with the creepy inbred people. Why? Because there is money to be made there. Think about it. What else is this blow-hard tub of shit going to do to earn money without having to mingle with the peasants or do actual work? He wants to sit on his fat ass and rant about shit, just like any other loud mouth asshole Jersey scumbag.

If the GOP allows the media to force another RINO like Crispy on us I'll vote a straight libertarian ticket.

It doesn't have to be Trump, but it better not be some sniveling establishment political whore from the Bush wing.

 

[d0gbreath]

Everything is too complicated for you.

I still try.

 

[BackAgain]

I still try.

You still fail.

 

[d0gbreath]

You still fail.

Consistently. Those who never fail, have never attempted anything, outside of their comfort zone.

 

[BackAgain]

Consistently. Those who never fail, have never attempted anything, outside of their comfort zone.

Meh. If it were just consistently.
In your case, it’s more “perpetually.”

 

[d0gbreath]

Meh. If it were just consistently.
In your case, it’s more “perpetually.”

At least we've moved on, and you aren't posting the 'fail pail' icon.