I am Embarrassed to Admit...

[PoliticalChic]

My wife is a Polish Catholic.

Perhaps you have a story or two to tell.

 

[tigerbob]

Ok, this isn't any better, but I'm sure the boys will approve...

I'm embarrassed to admit I'll go without anything rather than wear the awful white cotton panties my mother keeps sending to me.

Me too.

 

[Caligirl]

My mom refuses to wear the thongs I send her.

 

[tigerbob]

Perhaps you have a story or two to tell.

My wife and I were living in England, and I took her out for dinner. We finished at about 11.30 and she wanted to go on for a drink somewhere. English liquor laws stopped pubs from opening past about midnight at the time, and I said the only places likely to still be open were strip clubs. She said "OK, let's go to one of those".

I called information on my cell and got the address of a Spearmint Rhino about 10 miles away. We went, ordered a few beers, then my wife wanted to use the bathroom. As soon as she left, girls descended on me from all directions asking if I'd like a dance.

I dutifully said no, but my wife got back from the bathroom just as the 6th girl was making her bid for stardom. My wife said "OK, let's go".

All 3 of us went to a private room where the girl (Polish - doh!) proceeded to remove all her clothes and dance for us. She sat on my lap and wiggled her butt around, and she stood in front of my wife and pushed her boobs up close to my wife's face.

My wife's face was a picture I'll never forget. She turned her face away with a look of horrified terror.

As we were leaving the club I asked her why she had agreed for the girl to dance for us. She said "I wanted to embarrass you - it didn't work, did it?".

She has never suggested a return visit.

 

[Annie]

My wife and I were living in England, and I took her out for dinner. We finished at about 11.30 and she wanted to go on for a drink somewhere. English liquor laws stopped pubs from opening past about midnight at the time, and I said the only places likely to still be open were strip clubs. She said "OK, let's go to one of those".

I called information on my cell and got the address of a Spearmint Rhino about 10 miles away. We went, ordered a few beers, then my wife wanted to use the bathroom. As soon as she left, girls descended on me from all directions asking if I'd like a dance.

I dutifully said no, but my wife got back from the bathroom just as the 6th girl was making her bid for stardom. My wife said "OK, let's go".

All 3 of us went to a private room where the girl (Polish - doh!) proceeded to remove all her clothes and dance for us. She sat on my lap and wiggled her butt around, and she stood in front of my wife and pushed her boobs up close to my wife's face.

My wife's face was a picture I'll never forget. She turned her face away with a look of horrified terror.

As we were leaving the club I asked her why she had agreed for the girl to dance for us. She said "I wanted to embarrass you - it didn't work, did it?".

She has never suggested a return visit.

You win.

 

[Gunny]

Huh? I promise you I've never sent my daughter or my sons' any underwear since they were 16! After that they were on their own.

I know they've been shocked at mine since then. LOL!

Oh?

 

[Luissa]

I am embarrassed to admit that I wasted my youth watching mindless shows like the Love Boat.

How about watching Kids Incorporated with Love Hewitt, she didn't use Jennifer then!
or Life Goes On!

 

[random3434]

How about watching Kids Incorporated with Love Hewitt, she didn't use Love then!
or Life Goes On!

I loved "Life Goes On"-it had Corky on it!

I also loved "Freaks and Geeks"-it was cancelled way too soon.

Oh, and I loved "Soap"-did anyone else watch that show?

 

[Shogun]

How about watching Kids Incorporated with Love Hewitt, she didn't use Jennifer then!
or Life Goes On!

holy shit. I remember kids incorporated..

 

[Luissa]

I loved "Life Goes On"-it had Corky on it!

I also loved "Freaks and Geeks"-it was cancelled way too soon.

Oh, and I loved "Soap"-did anyone else watch that show?

I liked Freak and Geeks also! Seth Rogan(not sure if spelled right) the guy from Knocked up was on that show!
My So Called Life was cancelled way to soon also!
I also loved the Mickey Mouse Club with Keri Russell,Britney, and Justin on it!

One Hallloween when I was like fourteen we thought it was cool to go around saying" Corky Thatcher the candy snatcher!"

 

[tigerbob]

Oh, and I loved "Soap"-did anyone else watch that show?

OMG Echo! 'Soap' rocked! The Tates and the Campbells. Never missed an episode (at least not until it got kinda stupid towards the end).

Jeez that takes me back.

 

[KittenKoder]

... that you are all figments of my imagination. Damn I have issues.

 

[tigerbob]

... that you are all figments of my imagination. Damn I have issues.

I've never been a figment before. How exciting.

 

[Angel Heart]

How did you do it? I don't watch that much TV these days. Don't have the time with 2 kids and all, but no TV at all. I would have gone into withdrawal...

Well... I grumbled a lot at first but got over it. I spent a lot of time outside or nose in a book.

 

[KittenKoder]

Well... I grumbled a lot at first but got over it. I spent a lot of time outside or nose in a book.

TV sucks anyway, except Kitchen Nightmares ... I love Gordon.

 

[Sporty]

Hi,

I Am Embarrassed to Admit I Like the Song "Ewok Celebration&quot

 

[Article 15]

My So Called Life was cancelled way to soon also!

For real.

I'm not ashamed to admit that to this day I'm pissed they canceled that show ...

 

[Article 15]

Actually, I take mine back, I'm not embarrassed to admit the Daisy Duke shorts, they made my butt look hot and when you have a serious lack of rack you have to go with what ya got. So, remove my shorts from the list and I'll think of something else.

I'm glad you came your sense because I'm hard pressed to find a reason for you to be embarrassed to admit that.

Now I'm embarrassed to admit that when I was little my old man's favorite shorts were pretty much daisy dukes. The pockets hung below the cut offs and everything.

Not a pleasant sight.

 

[Article 15]

Back in the day Punky Brewster was my TV favorite show.

 

[strollingbones]

yall make me feel older than dirt....do you realize there was a tv show "life of riley" i loved that show...i am not embarass to admit...i wore super bell bottoms..there you have it...it has been said...i will slink into the shadows now