CrusaderFrank
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Trick or treaters?
Another year we got zippo, nada, not a single fucking one! Not like the houses are miles apart here, it's just that there's an area nearby called the "Estates" where kids get more candy per square foot.
Another possible explanation might be when we first moved in here I bought about 6 pounds of assorted candies and made about 300 treat bags and we only got one kid come to the front door. The kid wasn't even in costume and was looking for the people who used to like here, I offered her candy and when she refused I told her that her Mom (who was waiting in the car) was a "Fucking whore" and they could both "Suck my cock for a treat"
Halloween is my favorite holiday
Another year we got zippo, nada, not a single fucking one! Not like the houses are miles apart here, it's just that there's an area nearby called the "Estates" where kids get more candy per square foot.
Another possible explanation might be when we first moved in here I bought about 6 pounds of assorted candies and made about 300 treat bags and we only got one kid come to the front door. The kid wasn't even in costume and was looking for the people who used to like here, I offered her candy and when she refused I told her that her Mom (who was waiting in the car) was a "Fucking whore" and they could both "Suck my cock for a treat"
Halloween is my favorite holiday
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