Let's just cut to the chase, shall we?
Obama is going to slap on a swastika armband; cut loose his Muslim nazi stormtroopers on every god-fearing, white, Christian, real, American; torch the Constitution and replace it with an Executive Order that declares him Dictator-For-Life; and force the rich to build bridges, without power tools.
He is going to rape Ronald Reagan's corpse; throw live puppies into rush hour traffic and charge Occupiers five bucks to watch on Pay-Per-View; and assign John Kerry the task of surrendering the Louisiana Purchase back to the French.
To fund his dictatorship, Obama will have the Fed print trillion dollar bills to give out to the poor.
Michelle Obama will shove so much food past her big lips that her ass will acquire its own gravitational force, and she will replace the FBI with Chicago gangstas to enforce her husband's raping and pillaging of America.
Fags and wetbacks will be given free reign in California to set up their own hedonistic orgy paradise, funded by Texas oil revenues taken at gunpoint.
Every white person who does not swear allegiance to Obama will be taken away to FEMA camps and shot 1.4 billion times with hollow point rounds.
After Obama runs America into the dirt, he will give up and turn the whole mess over to the UN to fix.
Oh yeah. And HE WILL COME FER YER GUNZ!!!!
Did I leave anything out?