How highly educated are you...really?

Mr. P

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Okay intellectuals ....show us your stuff...Will you pass this test?
I'll add a nice surprise after bit.

Grammar (Time, one hour)
1. Give nine rules for the use of Capital Letters.
2. Name the Parts of Speech and define those that have no modifications.
3. Define Verse, Stanza and Paragraph.
4. What are the Principal Parts of a verb? Give Principal Parts of do, lie, lay and run.
5. Define Case, Illustrate each Case.
6. What is Punctuation? Give rules for principal marks of Punctuation.
7 - 10. Write a composition of about 150 words and show therein that you understand the practical use of the rules of grammar.

Arithmetic (Time, 1.25 hours)
1. Name and define the Fundamental Rules of Arithmetic.
2. A wagon box is 2 ft. deep, 10 feet long, and 3 ft. wide. How many bushels of wheat will it hold?
3. If a load of wheat weighs 3942 lbs., what is it worth at 50 cts. per bu., deducting 1050 lbs. for tare?
4. District No. 33 has a valuation of $35,000. What is the necessary levy to carry on a school seven months at $50 per month, and have $104 for incidentals?
5. Find cost of 6720 lbs. coal at $6.00 per ton.
6. Find the interest of $512.60 for 8 months and 18 days at 7 percent.
7. What is the cost of 40 boards 12 inches wide and 16 ft. long at $20 per m?
8. Find bank discount on $300 for 90 days (no grace) at 10 percent.
9. What is the cost of a square farm at $15 per are, the distance around which is 640 rods?
10. Write a Bank Check, a Promissory Note, and a Receipt.

U.S. History (Time, 45 minutes)
1. Give the epochs into which U.S. History is divided.
2. Give an account of the discovery of America by Columbus.
3. Relate the causes and results of the Revolutionary War.
4. Show the territorial growth of the United States.
5. Tell what you can of the history of Kansas.
6. Describe three of the most prominent battles of theRebellion.
7. Who were the following: Morse, Whitney, Fulton, Bell, Lincoln, Penn, and Howe?
8. Name events connected with the following dates:
1607
1620
1800
1849
1865

Orthography (Time, one hour)
1. What is meant by the following: Alphabet, phonetic, orthography, etymology, syllabication?
2. What are elementary sounds? How classified?
3. What are the following, and give examples of each: Trigraph, subvocals, diphthong, cognate letters, linguals?
4. Give four substitutes for caret 'u'.
5. Give two rules for spelling words with final 'e'. Name two exceptions under each rule.
6. Give two uses of silent letters in spelling. Illustrate each.
7. Define the following prefixes and use in connection with a word: Bi, dis, mis, pre, semi, post, non, inter, mono,super.
8. Mark diacritically and divide into syllables the following, and name the sign that indicates the sound: Card, ball, mercy, sir, odd,cell, rise, blood, fare, last.
9. Use the following correctly in sentences, Cite, site, sight, fane,fain, feign, vane, vain, vein, raze, raise, rays.
10. Write 10 words frequently mispronounced andindicate pronunciation by use of diacritical marks and by syllabication.

Geography (Time, one hour)
1. What is climate? Upon what does climate depend?
2. How do you account for the extremes of climate in Kansas?
3. Of what use are rivers? Of what use is theocean?
4. Describe the mountains of North America.
5. Name and describe the following: Monrovia, Odessa, Denver, Manitoba,Hecla, Yukon, St. Helena, Juan Fermandez, Aspinwall and Orinoco.
6. Name and locate the principal trade centers of the U.S.
7. Name all the republics of Europe and give capital of each.
8. Why is the Atlantic Coast colder than the Pacific in the same latitude?
9. Describe the process by which the water of the ocean returns to the sources of rivers.
10. Describe the movements of the earth. Give inclination of the earth.
 
Mr. P, as much as I'd love to display liberal intellectual superiority, and further expose myself as the pompous, self-indulgent egoist that I am, I'm just a lazy bastard. 5 hours, man..

"Oh, I would! But.. I don't want to." -Phoebe, "Friends"
 
nakedemperor said:
Mr. P, as much as I'd love to display liberal intellectual superiority, and further expose myself as the pompous, self-indulgent egoist that I am, I'm just a lazy bastard. 5 hours, man..

"Oh, I would! But.. I don't want to." -Phoebe, "Friends"

That's okay..take as much time as you like... :rotflmao:
 
tis a good thing I never claim to be 'educated'. :)

..cuz I'm NOT.


But - given Google and an hour and a half, I bet I Could answer every question. :)
 
Mr. P said:
Okay intellectuals ....show us your stuff...Will you pass this test?
I'll add a nice surprise after bit.

Forget that!

I know what your surprise is, but I will not indulge my sadistic streak by spoiling your fun. You can thank me later.

Anyway, a couple of months ago one of my instructors called in and said he was going to be late. So I took his first hour of lecture and then hung around for the practical exercise afterward. The topic had been weather flight planning and one of the sub-topics dealt with visibility requirements. Army helicopter pilots are allowed to reduce the visibility requirement on an instrument approach by fifty percent, but never to a value lower than one-quarter mile.

Now the reason I have bored you all with the foregoing is that during the practical exercise, a second lieutenant, WEST POINT GRADUATE called me over and asked "Sir, which is bigger, one-quarter or three-eights?" It took me a moment to figure out that he wasn't kidding.
 
Merlin1047 said:
Forget that!

I know what your surprise is, but I will not indulge my sadistic streak by spoiling your fun. You can thank me later.

Anyway, a couple of months ago one of my instructors called in and said he was going to be late. So I took his first hour of lecture and then hung around for the practical exercise afterward. The topic had been weather flight planning and one of the sub-topics dealt with visibility requirements. Army helicopter pilots are allowed to reduce the visibility requirement on an instrument approach by fifty percent, but never to a value lower than one-quarter mile.

Now the reason I have bored you all with the foregoing is that during the practical exercise, a second lieutenant, WEST POINT GRADUATE called me over and asked "Sir, which is bigger, one-quarter or three-eights?" It took me a moment to figure out that he wasn't kidding.

Thanks...

So you're a classroom guy..I used to instruct on the flight line in the Instrument branch.
I saw a few students like you encountered in my time.

Are you a DAC or contractor?
 
Mr. P said:
Thanks...

So you're a classroom guy..I used to instruct on the flight line in the Instrument branch.
I saw a few students like you encountered in my time.

Are you a DAC or contractor?

Contractor.
 
I got one answer: commas, and an example of what can happen when used incorrectly.

A bear walks into a cafe. He sits down, eats a meal, gets up, pulls out a gun points it in the air and shoots. He turns to leave. The waitress yells at him
"Who do you think you are?". The bear answers, "I'm a panda, look it up".
She gets out a dictionary and sure enough under panda is the definition:
an Asian bear that eats, shoots, and leaves.
 
Thank God common sense/wisdom trumps intellectualism.

Regards, Eightballsidepocket

P.S. Otherwise I'm a moron.
 
I could do all that shit on there. But it's like too much work, ya know, man?
 
Mr. P said:
And another one bites the dust. What's with you youngsters?

Those tests are biased towards smart people, and that's not fair. Everyone should be allowed to live under the illusion that they're a genius.

Are you a racist?
 
rtwngAvngr said:
Those tests are biased towards smart people, and that's not fair. Everyone should be allowed to live under the illusion that they're a genius.

Are you a racist?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I try an answer when I catch my breath!!!!!!!!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
 
7. Name all the republics of Europe and give capital of each.


England/ london and Ireland/Dublin, followed by the big part where they jump up and down while pretending they can actually talk.
 
I got to English 1B and that was it...........no more.

Regards, Eightballsidepocket
 

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