Marchimedes
Platinum Member
No need. She knows I'm not a MAGA moron who lives alone and never hears from his kids.![]()
Gave yourself a thumbs up for that one, did ya?
Talked to my first born the other day and she told me she gave someone the Heimlick and saved his life. I do live alone but then my wife died from cancer so thanks for that. Still, I'm now 62, not looking for the love of my life, I go to bed when I want, toilet seat is up most of the time, there's tools everywhere, I make a pot of sumpin good, lots of it then put the pot in the fridge, take the pot out the next day, heat it up... lather, rinse, repeat. There are no doilies to be seen, no sea shell shaped soaps in the guest bath no one is allowed to use, back on my TV remote gets me news or sports and not "Little House on the Prairie," it's 1:21 AM and here I am abusing you, hamburgers are done cooked, all they need now is a tad reheating, I have not nor desire a credit card, I've a double sink and I don't do dishes until one side fills up with dirty dishes. When it comes to women these days all I wish for is an anti-Viagra pill. I sleep on top of the comforter. I dust about twice the year. No fights over heat/AC. I'm drinking beer right this second. I don't have a fruit bowl. I can find anything in the dark. I'm pondering installing a urinal in my Master Bath. Not seeing how living alone is an insult. That'll do.
Your turn.