Boys, I landed me a real life magazine model. She's beautiful. Legs for days and long, wavy, brown hair. She did some beer commercials, too.
But, you know, she's a good Christian woman, she's smart, she's traveled the world as a mission worker building homes for the indigenous on donations alone, she's a strict libertarian like me, a fearless libertarian activist, she's a web developer who operates her own business with a worldwide customer base, she's funny, she's sympathetic, and she's my best friend.
We actually met online, and started talking after the GOP hosed our delegates in the 2012, that's when I went into hibernation mode away from politics. What had happen was, I told her I liked her blueberry smoothie recipe she had on one of her web sites. She's very health conscious, as am I. And, you know, we started chatting, then started talking on the phone, then, here we are. But she did not play easy to get. Nope. It was hard, for real. It took me over a year to win her heart. But, good things come to those who wait.
She'll be flying in, in the next couple of days, she's down in Baja, the renters destroyed her mom's beach house, so she's been helping her mom deal with that. I guess they're gonna try to sue for the theft and damages, I don't know how that works in Mexico.
That reminds me of something. The only quirk she really has is she'll have the painter paint a room a few times before the color is to her liking. I pity the painters, really, I do.