How can you tell who your real friends are?

[Bootneck]

Well here's one way to find out.

If you're married, living together or just hanging out together try this experiment. It really works.

Put your dog and your partner in the trunk of the car at the same time for an hour.


When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?

 

[rr1]

Ya f'kn redneck.

 

[HUGGY]

Well here's one way to find out.

If you're married, living together or just hanging out together try this experiment. It really works.

Put your dog and your partner in the trunk of the car at the same time for an hour.


When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?

Why would anyone want you for a friend if they have to pass that test? Your dog won't stay loyal if you keep abusing it as part of your "friend" test.

 

[rr1]

Well here's one way to find out.

If you're married, living together or just hanging out together try this experiment. It really works.

Put your dog and your partner in the trunk of the car at the same time for an hour.


When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?

Why would anyone want you for a friend if they have to pass that test? Your dog won't stay loyal if you keep abusing it as part of your "friend" test.

You don't know dogs very well do you?

 

[KittenKoder]

The urban version:

Lie to them on purpose.

If they call you on it, they are a friend, if the just gossip about it, they are not.

 

[HUGGY]

Well here's one way to find out.

If you're married, living together or just hanging out together try this experiment. It really works.

Put your dog and your partner in the trunk of the car at the same time for an hour.


When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?

Why would anyone want you for a friend if they have to pass that test? Your dog won't stay loyal if you keep abusing it as part of your "friend" test.

You don't know dogs very well do you?

I know dogs real well sparky. My last one was a 142 lb blue doby. He was smarter than you. He would do anything I asked. But then I fead him steak. I'm sure you don't feed yourself steak let alone your dog.

 

[rr1]

Why would anyone want you for a friend if they have to pass that test? Your dog won't stay loyal if you keep abusing it as part of your "friend" test.

You don't know dogs very well do you?

I know dogs real well sparky. My last one was a 142 lb blue doby. He was smarter than you. He would do anything I asked. But then I fead him steak. I'm sure you don't feed yourself steak let alone your dog.

Yeah mumsi. Our 200 pound dog don't eat dogfood either. Never has. Did you learn to eat shit and bark at the moon from your dog asshole?

 

[strollingbones]

real friends you can call at 3 am and tell them to bring a chainsaw, shovel and the largest tarp or plastic pieced they have....and go cellphone silent....and they dont ask why

 

[Amanda]

Why would anyone want you for a friend if they have to pass that test? Your dog won't stay loyal if you keep abusing it as part of your "friend" test.

You don't know dogs very well do you?

I know dogs real well sparky. My last one was a 142 lb blue doby. He was smarter than you. He would do anything I asked. But then I fead him steak. I'm sure you don't feed yourself steak let alone your dog.

Gonna need to see a pic of that.

 

[TofuDog]

Only a total jackass or someone who likes to sniff huge turds would want a 142 pound dog.

 

[TofuDog]

They don't need cell phones at camp, just weed and condoms.

 

[Amanda]

They don't need cell phones at camp, just weed and condoms.

Oops, wrong thread.

 

[del]

You don't know dogs very well do you?

I know dogs real well sparky. My last one was a 142 lb blue doby. He was smarter than you. He would do anything I asked. But then I fead him steak. I'm sure you don't feed yourself steak let alone your dog.

Yeah mumsi. Our 200 pound dog don't eat dogfood either. Never has. Did you learn to eat shit and bark at the moon from your dog asshole?

he's still working on the barking part

 

[alan1]

real friends you can call at 3 am and tell them to bring a chainsaw, shovel and the largest tarp or plastic pieced they have....and go cellphone silent....and they dont ask why

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

 

[Said1]

True, but they complain about it. I guess you have to take the good with the bad.

 

[HUGGY]

You don't know dogs very well do you?

I know dogs real well sparky. My last one was a 142 lb blue doby. He was smarter than you. He would do anything I asked. But then I fead him steak. I'm sure you don't feed yourself steak let alone your dog.

Gonna need to see a pic of that.

Its been a few years and I live on a boat...much of my stuff from years past is four winds apart. I did have this one pic of one of my ex's Rhonda ..runner up miss teen USA sitting next to Brutus.. he is sitting and his head is easily a foot higher than hers. If I run accross it I'll post it.

 

[Vel]

Well here's one way to find out.

If you're married, living together or just hanging out together try this experiment. It really works.

Put your dog and your partner in the trunk of the car at the same time for an hour.


When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?

Why would anyone want you for a friend if they have to pass that test? Your dog won't stay loyal if you keep abusing it as part of your "friend" test.

You should really lighten up a little bit. It's called a JOKE.

 

[KittenKoder]

Well here's one way to find out.

If you're married, living together or just hanging out together try this experiment. It really works.

Put your dog and your partner in the trunk of the car at the same time for an hour.


When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?

Why would anyone want you for a friend if they have to pass that test? Your dog won't stay loyal if you keep abusing it as part of your "friend" test.

You should really lighten up a little bit. It's called a JOKE.

Apparently Ballard freaks don't understand those.