So we've defined homosexual sexual relations as "masturbation". Gravy. Now moving on to the dubious claim that "all they do is masturbate". Where on earth do you get an idea like this? I bet you watch out for those gay bathhouse strories that pop up occasionally on the evening news; this is a stereotype, and a false one at that. By two best friends are a gay couple, and they've been exclusively together for 3 years now. Disease free. One in the Cum Laude society, the other a succesful football player. They're both active in the campus LGBTA. Now tell me, how could they accomplish all this if all they do is fornicate all day, as you've *bluntly* stated? To be honest, the gay people that I know are in fact *more* faithful, less sexually active, and far less sexually aggresive in terms of wearing theirs sexuality on their sleeves than many heteros. I don't think that in general there is a lot that seperates the sexual activities of heteros and homos.