Hi!

[Big Black Dog]

So says the board joke. I see you still struggle to create your own insults, preferring to copycat the Gay Sailor.

I feel sorry for you, Jeny. You're an ass. Tell me, have you worked out the difference between 'England' and 'London' yet or are you still stupid?

I'm confused... Isn't California Girl still a sweetie? Did something tragic happen over night?

Does her quote above look like the (incoherent) ramblings of a sweetie?

Yeah. Didn't think so.

I think she just calls them as she sees them...

 

[Big Black Dog]

If she is smart, with a sense of humor, and a chest to match the DD, then yes, yes I am related to her! )

Will that make you be nice to me?

Hello Jane. I don't care about your intelligence, your sense of humor, but I do have a passing interest in your chest size. What I'm really interested in is your blood type and how hard it is to get to your neck veins. Please. No turtle neck shirts...

I take 'all of that' was a welcome?

Yes... That was a welcome. Now, let me have a peek at those neck veins...

 

[JaneD]

Welcome Jane!

Thanks!

 

[xsited1]

Welcome. Are you related to JaneDD?

If she is smart, with a sense of humor, and a chest to match the DD, then yes, yes I am related to her! )

Will that make you be nice to me?

I try to be nice to everyone, although I do have a strange sense of humor.

 

[California Girl]

Welcome. Are you related to JaneDD?

If she is smart, with a sense of humor, and a chest to match the DD, then yes, yes I am related to her! )

Will that make you be nice to me?

I try to be nice to everyone, although I do have a strange sense of humor.

You're funny? Damn, I missed it.

 

[PixieStix]

Like I said, Californication Girl has major issues. Alcoholism and pathological lying are amongst the least of her issues.

Steer clear and you'll be A-OK.

Enjoy!

So says the board joke. I see you still struggle to create your own insults, preferring to copycat the Gay Sailor.

I feel sorry for you, Jeny. You're an ass. Tell me, have you worked out the difference between 'England' and 'London' yet or are you still stupid?

I'm confused... Isn't California Girl still a sweetie? Did something tragic happen over night?

Nothing happened unless you are delusional

 

[xsited1]

If she is smart, with a sense of humor, and a chest to match the DD, then yes, yes I am related to her! )

Will that make you be nice to me?

I try to be nice to everyone, although I do have a strange sense of humor.

You're funny? Damn, I missed it.

What an awesome set up!!!!

What's the difference between a California Girl and a tree?
The tree knows when it's being cut down.

Why couldn't California Girl bob for apples?
Her boyfriend was using the toilet.

How can you tell that California Girl used to be a waitress?
She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.

How do you make California Girl laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Why did California Girl stand in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

 

[California Girl]

I try to be nice to everyone, although I do have a strange sense of humor.

You're funny? Damn, I missed it.

What an awesome set up!!!!

What's the difference between a California Girl and a tree?
The tree knows when it's being cut down.

Why couldn't California Girl bob for apples?
Her boyfriend was using the toilet.

How can you tell that California Girl used to be a waitress?
She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.

How do you make California Girl laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Why did California Girl stand in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

 

[PixieStix]

You're funny? Damn, I missed it.

What an awesome set up!!!!

What's the difference between a California Girl and a tree?
The tree knows when it's being cut down.

Why couldn't California Girl bob for apples?
Her boyfriend was using the toilet.

How can you tell that California Girl used to be a waitress?
She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.

How do you make California Girl laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Why did California Girl stand in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

He can be quite funny

 

[JenyEliza]

I'm confused... Isn't California Girl still a sweetie? Did something tragic happen over night?

Does her quote above look like the (incoherent) ramblings of a sweetie?

Yeah. Didn't think so.

I think she just calls them as she sees them...

Then her eyeglass Rx needs adjusting! Cuz she can't see worth shit.

 

[JenyEliza]

Hi JaneD, welcome to the forum
Pay Jen no mind. She cannot help herself

Shut up, ya shitstain!

 

[Si modo]

Welcome!

 

[Si modo]

Hi JaneD, welcome to the forum
Pay Jen no mind. She cannot help herself

Shut up, ya shitstain!

Your soiling of the thread will give Jane all the data she needs.

Idiot.

 

[Ringel05]

Welcome Jane. Tarzan and boy happy to see you. So am I - the good looking one on the far left.

 

[Gatekeeper]

2 USMB, let's go see your barn.

 

[JaneD]

Welcome!

Thank You!

 

[JaneD]

Welcome Jane. Tarzan and boy happy to see you. So am I - the good looking one on the far left.

Wow! You are good looking! I will make certain to pay special attention to you!

Thanks for the welcome!

 

[Conspiracist]

Welcome

 

[JaneD]

2 USMB, let's go see your barn.

Are you the Miracle Medicine Man that I saw peddling whiskey as the cure all? Come on down in to my Farmer daddy's barn!

Thanks for the 'warm' welcome!

 

[JaneD]

Welcome

Thank you!