Hi i'm from the north of England between Manchester & Liverpool.

Your women are very good at the 'beautiful game'. World Cup winners which is a lot better than your men.
The clue is in the name 'Football; which is played using ones feet and requires a lot more skill than catching and running with an egg shaped ball. Rugby in the UK is played without crash helmets or shoulder pads. Both were invented in the UK!
Red or Blue? Red or Blue?? Red.....or.....Blue?
Red in the UK as I support the Labour Party which would make me Blue in the US as I think their Democrats if anybody could tell?

But strictly Red when I comes to football - Arsenal....come on you gooners!
You mean soccer. Yeah, our women are really good at that girl's sport.
 
Red or Blue? Red or Blue?? Red.....or.....Blue?
Red in the UK as I support the Labour Party which would make me Blue in the US as I think their Democrats if anybody could tell?

But strictly Red when I comes to football - Arsenal....come on you gooners!
You mean soccer. Yeah, our women are really good at that girl's sport.

It’s football.

You know, the feet have contact with the ball.
 
Speaking of teeth, POM; take a look at this guy: Belgian MEP, Guy Verhofstadt.

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Red or Blue? Red or Blue?? Red.....or.....Blue?
Red in the UK as I support the Labour Party which would make me Blue in the US as I think their Democrats if anybody could tell?

But strictly Red when I comes to football - Arsenal....come on you gooners!
You mean soccer. Yeah, our women are really good at that girl's sport.

It’s football.

You know, the feet have contact with the ball.
It's soccer. The girls use their hands and their heads as well. If it's going to be named after its most common action, it should be called "Drama Club." Well-suited to anemic and androgynous Europeans.
 
Red or Blue? Red or Blue?? Red.....or.....Blue?
Red in the UK as I support the Labour Party which would make me Blue in the US as I think their Democrats if anybody could tell?

But strictly Red when I comes to football - Arsenal....come on you gooners!
You mean soccer. Yeah, our women are really good at that girl's sport.

It’s football.

You know, the feet have contact with the ball.
It's soccer. The girls use their hands and their heads as well. If it's going to be named after its most common action, it should be called "Drama Club." Well-suited to anemic and androgynous Europeans.
Only problem with that is Football is the most popular and richest game in the world.
How many countries sign up to play American 'football' - NONE!
 
Red or Blue? Red or Blue?? Red.....or.....Blue?
Red in the UK as I support the Labour Party which would make me Blue in the US as I think their Democrats if anybody could tell?

But strictly Red when I comes to football - Arsenal....come on you gooners!
You mean soccer. Yeah, our women are really good at that girl's sport.

It’s football.

You know, the feet have contact with the ball.
It's soccer. The girls use their hands and their heads as well. If it's going to be named after its most common action, it should be called "Drama Club." Well-suited to anemic and androgynous Europeans.
Only problem with that is Football is the most popular and richest game in the world.
How many countries sign up to play American 'football' - NONE!

Frankfurt Galaxy had a team. The only NFL in Europe.
 
Your women are very good at the 'beautiful game'. World Cup winners which is a lot better than your men.
...
Our best male athletes don't waste time on a game for little girls, but if that's the best you can do...
"Our best male athletes" - ha ha ha!
A bunch of severely fat bastards, even without the padding, holding a running with the ball and no doubt shouting " catch me"!
Still if you like it.............!
 
Yes, by all means please stay in a place where Muslims rape your children and you all attack anybody who objects.

Between Manchester and Liverpool. He must live near the biggest baked bean factory in the world. With the secret recipe.
Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
In the UK a 'Life' sentence is around 12 years!

So where do I hang my hat?
Welcome to the site, Oz. And please TRY to remember MY #1 rule for this site. No matter WHAT you do or WHAT you post, have FUN! That's THE most important thing, IMHO.
Ditto. And I like to make people laugh and have them make me laugh.

If someone takes these chatboards seriously, you ain't right in the head.
Sorry mate - think humour comes on a seperate thread!
Sorry mate. But I've never seen an intro thread where the guest of honor is getting his arse kicked from one page to another with a brutal caning. Now I'm fairly new here so maybe there were worse intro thread beatings.

We spell humor like this on the right side of the road, not humour...wtf

How crooked are your teeth?

Hey Pom. That’s mean.
I apologized. Lol. I always as ask a new English bloke if his teeth are crooked. He likes music so that's all that matters.

That teeth thing has become a cliche.
Is that why UK people's teeth look like baked beans?

Welcome, Limey.
 
So you wont visit the US because you are scared you will commit a felony or blow your brains out. Lol
For gawd sakes, please stay over there. Its where you belong.
Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
In the UK a 'Life' sentence is around 12 years!

So where do I hang my hat?
I don't usually feed trolls, but anyone who bans guns and hate speech deserves a little nibble. I see your reputation precedes you; never seen such a hostile intro thread. Well done! Welcome and happy hunting.

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Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
I think this is good news for us

But you do know that this forum is filled with conservatives who are gun owners that do not appreciate foreigners criticizing our gun laws

you may need a safe room and a petting pony to get over the experience
Thank you! What a wonderful reception!
I'm not scared of anything let alone little boys with pop guns - We faced down Hitler!

I am terminally i'll with Cancer but I was diagnosed in Aug 14, and given 3 months without treatment to live & six months with treatment. I opted for treatment and thanks to our wonderful National Health Service I have had 111 treatments costing £ 6000 per treatment (£666,000). All paid by the state.
The NHS is another subject I want to discuss with you - like why havn't you got one?
Anyway must rush now lockdown is partially lifted, catch you later!
Actually, if WE hadn't sent a lot of men WITH GUNS, you would be typing in German now...
Believe that if you like but Hitler was seen off by the RAF during the Battle of Britain. Without control of the Air he couldn't invade. The British Navy which at that time was still the biggest in the world would have blown the Germans out of the water. Hitler then made his biggest mistake by attacking the USSR. Nobody saved Britain as she was out producing the German war effort and it was just a matter of time. The USSR however did significantly shorten the war.

My dad was in the RAF so I'm somewhat of an expert.
Maybe you should listen to your own media, which states that Britain was close to defeat until Russia and the US entered the war...
 
Red or Blue? Red or Blue?? Red.....or.....Blue?
Red in the UK as I support the Labour Party which would make me Blue in the US as I think their Democrats if anybody could tell?

But strictly Red when I comes to football - Arsenal....come on you gooners!
You mean soccer. Yeah, our women are really good at that girl's sport.

It’s football.

You know, the feet have contact with the ball.
It's soccer. The girls use their hands and their heads as well. If it's going to be named after its most common action, it should be called "Drama Club." Well-suited to anemic and androgynous Europeans.
Only problem with that is Football is the most popular and richest game in the world.
How many countries sign up to play American 'football' - NONE!
That's because they're all faggots and can't run or jump.
 
Yes, by all means please stay in a place where Muslims rape your children and you all attack anybody who objects.

Between Manchester and Liverpool. He must live near the biggest baked bean factory in the world. With the secret recipe.
Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
In the UK a 'Life' sentence is around 12 years!

So where do I hang my hat?
Welcome to the site, Oz. And please TRY to remember MY #1 rule for this site. No matter WHAT you do or WHAT you post, have FUN! That's THE most important thing, IMHO.
Ditto. And I like to make people laugh and have them make me laugh.

If someone takes these chatboards seriously, you ain't right in the head.
Sorry mate - think humour comes on a seperate thread!
Sorry mate. But I've never seen an intro thread where the guest of honor is getting his arse kicked from one page to another with a brutal caning. Now I'm fairly new here so maybe there were worse intro thread beatings.

We spell humor like this on the right side of the road, not humour...wtf

How crooked are your teeth?

Hey Pom. That’s mean.
I apologized. Lol. I always as ask a new English bloke if his teeth are crooked. He likes music so that's all that matters.

That teeth thing has become a cliche.
Is that why UK people's teeth look like baked beans?

Welcome, Limey.

Back atcha, Cajun redneck.

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So you wont visit the US because you are scared you will commit a felony or blow your brains out. Lol
For gawd sakes, please stay over there. Its where you belong.
Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
In the UK a 'Life' sentence is around 12 years!

So where do I hang my hat?
I don't usually feed trolls, but anyone who bans guns and hate speech deserves a little nibble. I see your reputation precedes you; never seen such a hostile intro thread. Well done! Welcome and happy hunting.

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Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
I think this is good news for us

But you do know that this forum is filled with conservatives who are gun owners that do not appreciate foreigners criticizing our gun laws

you may need a safe room and a petting pony to get over the experience
Thank you! What a wonderful reception!
I'm not scared of anything let alone little boys with pop guns - We faced down Hitler!

I am terminally i'll with Cancer but I was diagnosed in Aug 14, and given 3 months without treatment to live & six months with treatment. I opted for treatment and thanks to our wonderful National Health Service I have had 111 treatments costing £ 6000 per treatment (£666,000). All paid by the state.
The NHS is another subject I want to discuss with you - like why havn't you got one?
Anyway must rush now lockdown is partially lifted, catch you later!
Actually, if WE hadn't sent a lot of men WITH GUNS, you would be typing in German now...
Believe that if you like but Hitler was seen off by the RAF during the Battle of Britain. Without control of the Air he couldn't invade. The British Navy which at that time was still the biggest in the world would have blown the Germans out of the water. Hitler then made his biggest mistake by attacking the USSR. Nobody saved Britain as she was out producing the German war effort and it was just a matter of time. The USSR however did significantly shorten the war.

My dad was in the RAF so I'm somewhat of an expert.
Maybe you should listen to your own media, which states that Britain was close to defeat until Russia and the US entered the war...

I can’t help but bring up Pearl Harbour.
 
So you wont visit the US because you are scared you will commit a felony or blow your brains out. Lol
For gawd sakes, please stay over there. Its where you belong.
Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
In the UK a 'Life' sentence is around 12 years!

So where do I hang my hat?
I don't usually feed trolls, but anyone who bans guns and hate speech deserves a little nibble. I see your reputation precedes you; never seen such a hostile intro thread. Well done! Welcome and happy hunting.

View attachment 341967
I thi
Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
I think this is good news for us

But you do know that this forum is filled with conservatives who are gun owners that do not appreciate foreigners criticizing our gun laws

you may need a safe room and a petting pony to get over the experience
Thank you! What a wonderful reception!
I'm not scared of anything let alone little boys with pop guns - We faced down Hitler!

I am terminally i'll with Cancer but I was diagnosed in Aug 14, and given 3 months without treatment to live & six months with treatment. I opted for treatment and thanks to our wonderful National Health Service I have had 111 treatments costing £ 6000 per treatment (£666,000). All paid by the state.
The NHS is another subject I want to discuss with you - like why havn't you got one?
Anyway must rush now lockdown is partially lifted, catch you later!
Actually, if WE hadn't sent a lot of men WITH GUNS, you would be typing in German now...
Believe that if you like but Hitler was seen off by the RAF during the Battle of Britain. Without control of the Air he couldn't invade. The British Navy which at that time was still the biggest in the world would have blown the Germans out of the water. Hitler then made his biggest mistake by attacking the USSR. Nobody saved Britain as she was out producing the German war effort and it was just a matter of time. The USSR however did significantly shorten the war.

My dad was in the RAF so I'm somewhat of an expert.
Maybe you should listen to your own media, which states that Britain was close to defeat until Russia and the US entered the war...

I can’t help but bring up Pearl Harbour.
What happened at Pearl Harbor?
 
So you wont visit the US because you are scared you will commit a felony or blow your brains out. Lol
For gawd sakes, please stay over there. Its where you belong.
Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
In the UK a 'Life' sentence is around 12 years!

So where do I hang my hat?
I don't usually feed trolls, but anyone who bans guns and hate speech deserves a little nibble. I see your reputation precedes you; never seen such a hostile intro thread. Well done! Welcome and happy hunting.

View attachment 341967
I thi
Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
I think this is good news for us

But you do know that this forum is filled with conservatives who are gun owners that do not appreciate foreigners criticizing our gun laws

you may need a safe room and a petting pony to get over the experience
Thank you! What a wonderful reception!
I'm not scared of anything let alone little boys with pop guns - We faced down Hitler!

I am terminally i'll with Cancer but I was diagnosed in Aug 14, and given 3 months without treatment to live & six months with treatment. I opted for treatment and thanks to our wonderful National Health Service I have had 111 treatments costing £ 6000 per treatment (£666,000). All paid by the state.
The NHS is another subject I want to discuss with you - like why havn't you got one?
Anyway must rush now lockdown is partially lifted, catch you later!
Actually, if WE hadn't sent a lot of men WITH GUNS, you would be typing in German now...
Believe that if you like but Hitler was seen off by the RAF during the Battle of Britain. Without control of the Air he couldn't invade. The British Navy which at that time was still the biggest in the world would have blown the Germans out of the water. Hitler then made his biggest mistake by attacking the USSR. Nobody saved Britain as she was out producing the German war effort and it was just a matter of time. The USSR however did significantly shorten the war.

My dad was in the RAF so I'm somewhat of an expert.
Maybe you should listen to your own media, which states that Britain was close to defeat until Russia and the US entered the war...

I can’t help but bring up Pearl Harbour.
Which ultimately resulted in a lot of Japanese undergoing "radiation treatment" (and surrendering), after our navy and troops retook the Pacific theater (in addition to helping retake Europe from Hitler)...
 
So you wont visit the US because you are scared you will commit a felony or blow your brains out. Lol
For gawd sakes, please stay over there. Its where you belong.
Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
In the UK a 'Life' sentence is around 12 years!

So where do I hang my hat?
I don't usually feed trolls, but anyone who bans guns and hate speech deserves a little nibble. I see your reputation precedes you; never seen such a hostile intro thread. Well done! Welcome and happy hunting.

View attachment 341967
I thi
Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
I think this is good news for us

But you do know that this forum is filled with conservatives who are gun owners that do not appreciate foreigners criticizing our gun laws

you may need a safe room and a petting pony to get over the experience
Thank you! What a wonderful reception!
I'm not scared of anything let alone little boys with pop guns - We faced down Hitler!

I am terminally i'll with Cancer but I was diagnosed in Aug 14, and given 3 months without treatment to live & six months with treatment. I opted for treatment and thanks to our wonderful National Health Service I have had 111 treatments costing £ 6000 per treatment (£666,000). All paid by the state.
The NHS is another subject I want to discuss with you - like why havn't you got one?
Anyway must rush now lockdown is partially lifted, catch you later!
Actually, if WE hadn't sent a lot of men WITH GUNS, you would be typing in German now...
Believe that if you like but Hitler was seen off by the RAF during the Battle of Britain. Without control of the Air he couldn't invade. The British Navy which at that time was still the biggest in the world would have blown the Germans out of the water. Hitler then made his biggest mistake by attacking the USSR. Nobody saved Britain as she was out producing the German war effort and it was just a matter of time. The USSR however did significantly shorten the war.

My dad was in the RAF so I'm somewhat of an expert.
Maybe you should listen to your own media, which states that Britain was close to defeat until Russia and the US entered the war...

I can’t help but bring up Pearl Harbour.
Which ultimately resulted in a lot of Japanese undergoing "radiation treatment" (and surrendering), after our navy and troops retook the Pacific theater (in addition to helping retake Europe from Hitler)...
What happened? Did Trump do it?
 
So you wont visit the US because you are scared you will commit a felony or blow your brains out. Lol
For gawd sakes, please stay over there. Its where you belong.
Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
In the UK a 'Life' sentence is around 12 years!

So where do I hang my hat?
I don't usually feed trolls, but anyone who bans guns and hate speech deserves a little nibble. I see your reputation precedes you; never seen such a hostile intro thread. Well done! Welcome and happy hunting.

View attachment 341967
I thi
Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
I think this is good news for us

But you do know that this forum is filled with conservatives who are gun owners that do not appreciate foreigners criticizing our gun laws

you may need a safe room and a petting pony to get over the experience
Thank you! What a wonderful reception!
I'm not scared of anything let alone little boys with pop guns - We faced down Hitler!

I am terminally i'll with Cancer but I was diagnosed in Aug 14, and given 3 months without treatment to live & six months with treatment. I opted for treatment and thanks to our wonderful National Health Service I have had 111 treatments costing £ 6000 per treatment (£666,000). All paid by the state.
The NHS is another subject I want to discuss with you - like why havn't you got one?
Anyway must rush now lockdown is partially lifted, catch you later!
Actually, if WE hadn't sent a lot of men WITH GUNS, you would be typing in German now...
Believe that if you like but Hitler was seen off by the RAF during the Battle of Britain. Without control of the Air he couldn't invade. The British Navy which at that time was still the biggest in the world would have blown the Germans out of the water. Hitler then made his biggest mistake by attacking the USSR. Nobody saved Britain as she was out producing the German war effort and it was just a matter of time. The USSR however did significantly shorten the war.

My dad was in the RAF so I'm somewhat of an expert.
Maybe you should listen to your own media, which states that Britain was close to defeat until Russia and the US entered the war...

I can’t help but bring up Pearl Harbour.
What happened at Pearl Harbor?

Guess.

It’s okay. Just because you can’t spell properly. :salute:
 
So you wont visit the US because you are scared you will commit a felony or blow your brains out. Lol
For gawd sakes, please stay over there. Its where you belong.
Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
In the UK a 'Life' sentence is around 12 years!

So where do I hang my hat?
I don't usually feed trolls, but anyone who bans guns and hate speech deserves a little nibble. I see your reputation precedes you; never seen such a hostile intro thread. Well done! Welcome and happy hunting.

View attachment 341967
I thi
Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
I think this is good news for us

But you do know that this forum is filled with conservatives who are gun owners that do not appreciate foreigners criticizing our gun laws

you may need a safe room and a petting pony to get over the experience
Thank you! What a wonderful reception!
I'm not scared of anything let alone little boys with pop guns - We faced down Hitler!

I am terminally i'll with Cancer but I was diagnosed in Aug 14, and given 3 months without treatment to live & six months with treatment. I opted for treatment and thanks to our wonderful National Health Service I have had 111 treatments costing £ 6000 per treatment (£666,000). All paid by the state.
The NHS is another subject I want to discuss with you - like why havn't you got one?
Anyway must rush now lockdown is partially lifted, catch you later!
Actually, if WE hadn't sent a lot of men WITH GUNS, you would be typing in German now...
Believe that if you like but Hitler was seen off by the RAF during the Battle of Britain. Without control of the Air he couldn't invade. The British Navy which at that time was still the biggest in the world would have blown the Germans out of the water. Hitler then made his biggest mistake by attacking the USSR. Nobody saved Britain as she was out producing the German war effort and it was just a matter of time. The USSR however did significantly shorten the war.

My dad was in the RAF so I'm somewhat of an expert.
Maybe you should listen to your own media, which states that Britain was close to defeat until Russia and the US entered the war...

I can’t help but bring up Pearl Harbour.
Which ultimately resulted in a lot of Japanese undergoing "radiation treatment" (and surrendering), after our navy and troops retook the Pacific theater (in addition to helping retake Europe from Hitler)...

You were aware that U boats were patrolling the waters around Manhattan? That’s how close they got.
 

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