Hi from The Philippines

[Dick Foster]

Hi everybody!
I'm Corazon from Manila.
I'm 21, single and since November unemployed
I'm here just for fun and to improve my broken English

Hope you haven't caught the Coronavirus yet.

According to the info I saw this AM, they have fewer cases there than we do.

 

[Yarddog]

Mandang umaga

Glyphystolop?

 

[bluzman61]

Mandang umaga

Glyphystolop?

Who dat?

 

[Yarddog]

Hi everybody!
I'm Corazon from Manila.
I'm 21, single and since November unemployed
I'm here just for fun and to improve my broken English

Nice, welcome!

But who broke your English? I could fix that for you. I'm pretty handy with duct tape and Elmer's glue.

Come on man, everyone knows once you break an English you just have to replace it. Got one for you from Amazon next day with no delivery charge.

 

[Yarddog]

Hi everybody!
I'm Corazon from Manila.
I'm 21, single and since November unemployed
I'm here just for fun and to improve my broken English

Hi, nice to meet you. Hope you have fun here, just don't take people too seriously here. They are always joking around and saying crazy things they don't really mean. They have all been around each other for too long and it's like being in a bad relationship you can't escape.

 

[Dick Foster]

Hi everybody!
I'm Corazon from Manila.
I'm 21, single and since November unemployed
I'm here just for fun and to improve my broken English

Welcome I was stationed at Clark AFB back around 1970 or so, before your time. I enjoyed the Filipino people, the food, the scenery and myself immensely.

 

[Hossfly]

Hi everybody!
I'm Corazon from Manila.
I'm 21, single and since November unemployed
I'm here just for fun and to improve my broken English

A big Texas HOWDY to you!

 

[Mindful]

Hi everybody!
I'm Corazon from Manila.
I'm 21, single and since November unemployed
I'm here just for fun and to improve my broken English

Good luck. This is certainly not the best place to improve one's English.

Why? You're almost all Americans, I think this is one of the best place to improve my English skills

/—-/ If you want to speak proper English, you can start with calling the Atlantic Ocean a pond, the hood to your car a bonnet, or maybe it’s a boot. Anyway, everything else is bloody this and bloody that.

Where've you been? It's moved on to the F word these days.

Other than that, everything else is lost in translation.

 

[there4eyeM]

British English is a variation, filled with unnecessary 'u's. Quaint, though.

 

[Mindful]

British English is a variation, filled with unnecessary 'u's. Quaint, though.

Gotten instead of got is quaint.

 

[Picaro]

Alo Alo!!! Spreaken ze Douche?

 

[Cellblock2429]

Hi everybody!
I'm Corazon from Manila.
I'm 21, single and since November unemployed
I'm here just for fun and to improve my broken English

Good luck. This is certainly not the best place to improve one's English.

Why? You're almost all Americans, I think this is one of the best place to improve my English skills

/—-/ If you want to speak proper English, you can start with calling the Atlantic Ocean a pond, the hood to your car a bonnet, or maybe it’s a boot. Anyway, everything else is bloody this and bloody that.

Where've you been? It's moved on to the F word these days.

Other than that, everything else is lost in translation.

/—-/ Bloody F-ing right

 

[Mindful]

Hi everybody!
I'm Corazon from Manila.
I'm 21, single and since November unemployed
I'm here just for fun and to improve my broken English

Good luck. This is certainly not the best place to improve one's English.

Why? You're almost all Americans, I think this is one of the best place to improve my English skills

/—-/ If you want to speak proper English, you can start with calling the Atlantic Ocean a pond, the hood to your car a bonnet, or maybe it’s a boot. Anyway, everything else is bloody this and bloody that.

Where've you been? It's moved on to the F word these days.

Other than that, everything else is lost in translation.

/—-/ Bloody F-ing right

How are your effing u's today?

 

[Cellblock2429]

Hi everybody!
I'm Corazon from Manila.
I'm 21, single and since November unemployed
I'm here just for fun and to improve my broken English

Good luck. This is certainly not the best place to improve one's English.

Why? You're almost all Americans, I think this is one of the best place to improve my English skills

/—-/ If you want to speak proper English, you can start with calling the Atlantic Ocean a pond, the hood to your car a bonnet, or maybe it’s a boot. Anyway, everything else is bloody this and bloody that.

Where've you been? It's moved on to the F word these days.

Other than that, everything else is lost in translation.

/——/ Ahhhh modern technology. Mention the Philippines and ads pop up on the board.

 

[Mindful]

Hi everybody!
I'm Corazon from Manila.
I'm 21, single and since November unemployed
I'm here just for fun and to improve my broken English

Good luck. This is certainly not the best place to improve one's English.

Why? You're almost all Americans, I think this is one of the best place to improve my English skills

/—-/ If you want to speak proper English, you can start with calling the Atlantic Ocean a pond, the hood to your car a bonnet, or maybe it’s a boot. Anyway, everything else is bloody this and bloody that.

Where've you been? It's moved on to the F word these days.

Other than that, everything else is lost in translation.

/——/ Ahhhh modern technology. Mention the Philippines and ads pop up on the board.
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I have flown with them.

 

[Corazon]

Hi everybody!
I'm Corazon from Manila.
I'm 21, single and since November unemployed
I'm here just for fun and to improve my broken English

A big Texas HOWDY to you!



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Hi Hossfly!

 

[Corazon]

Hi everybody!
I'm Corazon from Manila.
I'm 21, single and since November unemployed
I'm here just for fun and to improve my broken English

Welcome I was stationed at Clark AFB back around 1970 or so, before your time. I enjoyed the Filipino people, the food, the scenery and myself immensely.

Hi Dick Foster

 

[Corazon]

Hi everybody!
I'm Corazon from Manila.
I'm 21, single and since November unemployed
I'm here just for fun and to improve my broken English

Hi, nice to meet you. Hope you have fun here, just don't take people too seriously here. They are always joking around and saying crazy things they don't really mean. They have all been around each other for too long and it's like being in a bad relationship you can't escape.

Hi Yarddog thanks for your advice!

 

[Corazon]

Hi everybody!
I'm Corazon from Manila.
I'm 21, single and since November unemployed
I'm here just for fun and to improve my broken English

Hope you haven't caught the Coronavirus yet.

 

[Corazon]

Hi everybody!
I'm Corazon from Manila.
I'm 21, single and since November unemployed
I'm here just for fun and to improve my broken English

Welcome to the site, Corazon. Sorry about your unemployment. I'm unemployed myself, actually I took an early retirement five years ago to take care of my sister. I'm enjoying my retirement. Hope you have fun on this site.

Hi bluzman61!