Zone1 Hi. Feeling lucky today?

[d0gbreath]

Welcome goodluck!

Heehaw borrowed that line from Born Under a Bad Sign by Albert King.

 

[Plagerist]

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Try eating a bowl full of this with milk. ...

Cocoa Puffs is better!

 

[Plagerist]

I remember one day I got fired from my job over some BS. (Though they decided to not let me go) And on the way home, I was riding a bicycle. And I got hit by a car. Also, there was one day where I was riding a motorcycle and got hit from behind while I was stopped at a light. It was a miracle I wasn't killed. The insurance company that insured the driver dug up something from his past that he didn't mention on his insurance application. So they denied coverage for him. Insurance companies just love doing that crap.

That's what you get for riding your bike to work.

 

[goodluck]

That's what you get for riding your bike to work.

I had no choice but to ride my bike to work. I guess you could call it more bad luck.

 

[Plagerist]

I had no choice but to ride my bike to work. I guess you could call it more bad luck.

Why? What happened to yo car?

 

[beautress]

I had no choice but to ride my bike to work. I guess you could call it more bad luck.

You are not at fault here. It was the fault of the blind idiot who was ignoring his driver's responsibility to drive safely, and it likely was a repeat irresponsibility on his part. He needs to be separated from driving on public streets for the duration of his life. 25 years in the slammer may be his only teacher since 2 offenses and other unseen ones didn't cause him to drive safely. This may not be the whole story, but it's an educated guess.

 

[BackAgain]

Well I almost got thrown off my bike and nearly burned while cooking dinner but other than that yeah I'm feeling pretty lucky. Oh and,...

Don’t be on a bike when cooking dinner.

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

I hope you're having better luck than I am. I am reminded of some lyrics of a song they used to sing on the old TV show Hee Haw. They go, "If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. Hopefully things will turn around.

If It Wasn’t for Bad Luck I Wouldn’t Have Any Luck At All – Quote Investigator®

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[goodluck]

Why? What happened to yo car?

Car? You rich or middle class people sure flip me out. In the real world there is a thing called poverty.

 

[Plagerist]

Car? You rich or middle class people sure flip me out. In the real world there is a thing called poverty.

 

[IM2]

Sing it wit me folks:

Why are we waiting?, Why are we waiting? Why are we wa-a-iting? So why, are we, wai-ting?

 

[Leo123]

Well...I lost my job and my baby walked out the door.
My old dog died and my truck it won't run no more
I got past taxes due and I think there's a hole in my boot
It's like I'm enrolled in the college of hard knocks blues

 

[IM2]

Well...I lost my job and my baby walked out the door.
My old dog died and my truck it won't run no more
I got past taxes due and I think there's a hole in my boot
It's like I'm enrolled in the college of hard knocks blues

You forgot to tell us us to sing it wit me.

 

[Road Runner]

Well...I lost my job and my baby walked out the door.
My old dog died and my truck it won't run no more
I got past taxes due and I think there's a hole in my boot
It's like I'm enrolled in the college of hard knocks blues

Is that what really happened or are you writing a country song?

 

[eagle1462010]

Is that what really happened or are you writing a country song?

Play it backwards. Lol

 

[Road Runner]

Play it backwards. Lol

Now you're making me think of this song.

 

[Leo123]

Is that what really happened or are you writing a country song?

It's part of one of my tunes that I wrote many years ago. Seemed appropriate for Gooluck's post.

 

[Road Runner]

It's part of one of my tunes that I wrote many years ago. Seemed appropriate for Gooluck's post.

Country?

 

[The Duke]

I hope you're having better luck than I am. I am reminded of some lyrics of a song they used to sing on the old TV show Hee Haw. They go, "If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. Hopefully things will turn around.

How lucky do you feel after seeing the USMB mascot?

It has something for everyone!

 

[The Duke]