Zone1 Hi everybody!

[petro]

Please behave, or I'll fart in your general direction.

 

[roman roman]

Hello USMB community,

Just got approved, and wanted to say hello.

I'm looking forward to interacting with you.

Happy Monday!
Frank

Also new here. Only time Monday is happy for me is when I have Sunday and Monday off. Sunday is a day of rest and everyone is back to work on dreary Monday while you sleep in. I never minded working Saturday. I'll take Sunday-Monday over Saturday-Sunday many times.

 

[Zebra]

Welcome Frank, surely you could have found a better board than this one.

why?

 

[MarathonMike]

why?

"Surely" is a reference to Frank Drebin in the movie Airplane. "Don't call me Shirley".

 

[ChristisKing]

Please behave, or I'll fart in your general direction.

That's funny,... I don't remember seeing that for disciplinary action in here. If I ever misbehave again please,... I'm begging you,.. ban me! (We need a groveling emoji.)

Thread 'USMB Rules and Guidelines'

Feb 8, 2013

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[ChristisKing]

Hehe I really like it when we get to have a bit of fun with the mods. Seriously though, I'll take a ban over a fart in the face any day thank you very much.


Oh and welcome to the OP.



Funnily enough I just tooted writing this so I guess that I can't talk.

 

[FrankDrebin]

I must say, I didn't expect my introduction thread to develop like this. Not complaining though.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

"Surely" is a reference to Frank Drebin in the movie Airplane. "Don't call me Shirley".

Frank Drebin was not in the movie Airplane. Leslie Nielsen played Dr. Rumack.

 

[Delldude]

That's funny,... I don't remember seeing that for disciplinary action in here.

Not all Rules and Regulations are written. Not every circumstance can be foreseen. Moderator discretion does apply. When in doubt, PM an administrator or moderator.

It's my understanding that very soon in the near future, staff will be equipped with the latest in FDT (fart detecting technology).

Fart at your own risk.

 

[ChristisKing]

Not all Rules and Regulations are written. Not every circumstance can be foreseen. Moderator discretion does apply. When in doubt, PM an administrator or moderator.

It's my understanding that very soon in the near future, staff will be equipped with the latest in FDT (fart detecting technology).

Fart at your own risk.

I love it here, but this is a highly strange message board at times LOL