Heroic Woman Proves Once And For All Why Only Men Should Be Pastors

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Heroic Woman Proves Once And For All Why Only Men Should Be Pastors​

Heroic Woman Proves Once And For All Why Only Men Should Be Pastors

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The debate over whether women should be allowed as pastors has been settled once and for all, thanks to the heroic efforts of the National Cathedral's lady Bishop Mariann Budde.

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — The debate over whether women should be allowed as pastors has been settled once and for all, thanks to the heroic efforts of the National Cathedral's lady Bishop Mariann Budde.
The Episcopal woman smiled ear-to-ear as she strode out of the National Cathedral, knowing that she had proved to the world beyond a shadow of a doubt that only men should be pastors.
"I did it!" exclaimed Budde, proudly hugging supporters. "I finally showed all you morons out there precisely why women should never, ever be allowed to lead a church. Did you see everyone's faces in the congregation? Oh man, I just owned so many mainline denomination chumps, and all on national television. Amazing."
After 70 years of attempting to make lady pastors a thing, progressive denominations across the globe admitted the experiment was over. "Welp, this was a mistake," admitted Anglican bishop Reginald Donaldson. "Bishop Budde showed the world why the church's stance for the first 1,950 years of existence was the correct one. If you watch her even for a minute, you will walk away knowing that only men should lead a church. It was the most compelling argument I've ever heard."
At publishing time, the Episcopal Church had defended itself by stating that they honestly thought this whole time that Bishop Budde was a dude.


Commentary:
I was several sentences in then realized something was odd. Yup, the Bee got me. LOL But this is close to home true.
They continue to bring truth to the front by using their satirical ire.
This mockery of Christianity should apologize to the families of the people killed by the schizoid transgender murderer in Tennessee.
Kids were killed by the “Bishop's” heroes.
The only similar confrontation I can recall is Eartha Kitt at the White House making some pointed antiwar remarks in 1968.
I don't think that President Johnson was present at that event, rather it was Lady Bird Johnson who bore the brunt when Kitt showed her ass, figuratively. I don’t think it helped Kitt’s career, but it may have been hard to tell at that point.
On behalf of the people who voted for DJT, allow me to show my displeasure in the choices made by the church in making Mariann Budde a vicar and Bishop of the Episcopal Christian faith.

Source:

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[wamose]

I figure this lady will be the next Michael Avanati or Judge Marchan. Democrats are pissing themselves in glee, thinking they have found their next Presidential candidate. Party of idiots.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Heroic Woman Proves Once And For All Why Only Men Should Be Pastors​

Heroic Woman Proves Once And For All Why Only Men Should Be Pastors

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The debate over whether women should be allowed as pastors has been settled once and for all, thanks to the heroic efforts of the National Cathedral's lady Bishop Mariann Budde.

babylonbee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The debate over whether women should be allowed as pastors has been settled once and for all, thanks to the heroic efforts of the National Cathedral's lady Bishop Mariann Budde.
The Episcopal woman smiled ear-to-ear as she strode out of the National Cathedral, knowing that she had proved to the world beyond a shadow of a doubt that only men should be pastors.
"I did it!" exclaimed Budde, proudly hugging supporters. "I finally showed all you morons out there precisely why women should never, ever be allowed to lead a church. Did you see everyone's faces in the congregation? Oh man, I just owned so many mainline denomination chumps, and all on national television. Amazing."
After 70 years of attempting to make lady pastors a thing, progressive denominations across the globe admitted the experiment was over. "Welp, this was a mistake," admitted Anglican bishop Reginald Donaldson. "Bishop Budde showed the world why the church's stance for the first 1,950 years of existence was the correct one. If you watch her even for a minute, you will walk away knowing that only men should lead a church. It was the most compelling argument I've ever heard."
At publishing time, the Episcopal Church had defended itself by stating that they honestly thought this whole time that Bishop Budde was a dude.


Commentary:
I was several sentences in then realized something was odd. Yup, the Bee got me. LOL But this is close to home true.
They continue to bring truth to the front by using their satirical ire.
This mockery of Christianity should apologize to the families of the people killed by the schizoid transgender murderer in Tennessee.
Kids were killed by the “Bishop's” heroes.
The only similar confrontation I can recall is Eartha Kitt at the White House making some pointed antiwar remarks in 1968.
I don't think that President Johnson was present at that event, rather it was Lady Bird Johnson who bore the brunt when Kitt showed her ass, figuratively. I don’t think it helped Kitt’s career, but it may have been hard to tell at that point.
On behalf of the people who voted for DJT, allow me to show my displeasure in the choices made by the church in making Mariann Budde a vicar and Bishop of the Episcopal Christian faith.

Source:

The Story Behind Eartha Kitt's White House Visit, Which Derailed Her U.S. Career

Eartha Kitt's career suffered after she attended a White House luncheon organized by Lady Bird Johnson and spoke out about the Vietnam War

people.com

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Not too far from truth.

I love the Bee.

Our priest occasionally points out that women are very powerful in the church. Without women, the church would fall on its face. We absolutely run the church and our priest, for one, deeply appreciates that fact.

I think it's seriously unfair to them to allow girls to serve at the altar, as the altar servers are the ones who more often go on to discern a life in the priesthood, and it will drive the church underground if a female ever supposedly becomes a priest.


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[DGS49]

There are women who are excellent leaders, but I think it's human nature to "look up to" someone with male personality traits.

This woman, like it or not, reinforced the decision by millions of Episcopalians to leave their Church. They will never go back.