When the Nobel Committee got news that Ms Machado intended to give her Nobel Prize to President Trump, the Norwegian Committee was furious. "NO! We absolutely FORBID the great Ms. Machado to give her precious medal to the evil, not Nobel-Worthy Trump", was the official statement.
Ms Machado and President Trump responded in a video. Ms Machado stated "I thank the Nobel Committee for their input but as we say in Venezuela, kiss my ass! I will do whatever I want with MY Nobel Prize. Now check this out!" She then took her Nobel Prize Medal and placed it around President Trump's neck. Then MC Hammer appeared on stage singing YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS!! as Trump and Machado broke into a wicked Hammer Dance. It was a great day for freedom.