Help Me Write My New Reality Show

[no1tovote4]

You don't watch porn do you?

Not that kind!

:funnyface

 

[Shattered]

I had to borrow that line..You can have it back when I'm finished with it.

<i>**points to sig.**</i>

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Not that kind!

:funnyface

Not that kind???
That’s pretty much part of the routine for every movie.

A cheesy plot (if any)
Bad music
An oral scene (or two)
Some humpin
Some ass humpin
and a money shot

 

[no1tovote4]

Not that kind???
That’s pretty much part of the routine for every movie.

A cheesy plot (if any)
Bad music
An oral scene (or two)
Some humpin
Some ass humpin
and a money shot

I bet you get even more if you could actually Crash land On Uranus!

(you also forgot the obligatory self-satisfaction scene...)

 

[no1tovote4]

I had to borrow that line..You can have it back when I'm finished with it.

<i>**points to sig.**</i>

Enjoy! Consider it a B-Day gift...

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

I bet you get even more if you could actually Crash land On Uranus!

(you also forgot the obligatory self-satisfaction scene...)

and the "dual" women grinding scene

 

[Shattered]

Enjoy! Consider it a B-Day gift...

Anything that makes me bust out laughing, in an empty quiet room is worth keeping.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

You don't get a paycheck for crash landing on any anus

Define what you would call a "crash landing"

 

[no1tovote4]

Define what you would call a "crash landing"

Crash landings usually include an explosion with flames, pain and quick action by well-trained EMTs or First Responders....

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Crash landings usually include an explosion with flames, pain and quick action by well-trained EMTs or First Responders....

ok.....
I see where the mix up is.
Real world vs Porn world.

 

[Bonnie]

But Stowaway Roger has a big pecker. And what's funny is the Japanese chick is the only one to see it. SHE KNOWS! What should she do with the information? Just sit on it?

Oh my god

 

[Bonnie]

ok.....
I see where the mix up is.
Real world vs Porn world.

OKAYYYYYYY! So anyway back to our show....


Liz is onto Amber's little scheme of trying to manipulate Doug to vote Liz off the ship, so she devises a plan with the help of Roger to............

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

OKAYYYYYYY! So anyway back to our show....


Liz is onto Amber's little scheme of trying to manipulate Doug to vote Liz off the ship, so she devises a plan with the help of Roger to............

have Joker and Doug switch rooms so Amber sneaks in thinking it's Doug.
Joker does Amber so hard that she falls into a coma.

 

[no1tovote4]

have Joker and Doug switch rooms so Amber sneaks in thinking it's Doug.
Joker does Amber so hard that she falls into a coma.

The rest of the men, and some of the women, then form a voting block to get Joker and Roger voted "out the airlock", the problem is he is a fan favorite and the producers begin to move to block that. The group then works to begin a prayer circle to restore Amber to consciousness. However, everybody is of a different religion this causes problems when in order to pray one of the prayer team needs to get hold of a....

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

a rubber chicken. Joker gets wind of this evil plan and calls a few co-workers
to fly up (on his dime) and show the crew “a good time”. Joker is now in the
crew’s good graces and continues their plot to vote Roger off, but they need
to…

 

[Bonnie]

a rubber chicken. Joker gets wind of this evil plan and calls a few co-workers
to fly up (on his dime) and show the crew “a good time”. Joker is now in the
crew’s good graces and continues their plot to vote Roger off, but they need
to…

LOL so Joker is back in the loving boosom of the group.

They need to figure out how to decipher Roger's encrypted code for flight programs that he has told to Amber during a moment of heated passion, now that she is in a coma poses big problems for the crew, they need to find a way to...............

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

LOL so Joker is back in the loving boosom of the group.

They need to figure out how to decipher Roger's encrypted code for flight programs that he has told to Amber during a moment of heated passion, now that she is in a coma poses big problems for the crew, they need to find a way to...............

Activate the robot in storage. That way they can decipher the code.
but in order to activate the robot, they'll need to find....

 

[no1tovote4]

Activate the robot in storage. That way they can decipher the code.
but in order to activate the robot, they'll need to find....

Three paper clips, a tube from a 1960's television set, Elmer's glue, five paper airplanes, and three bottles of Guinness (the beer is for Doug who is tasked with bringing the machine back to life.)

They are able to find all of it except the Elmer's Glue, but they figure that they can use.....

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

mucus from a sea monkey-type creature found on the moon.
The only problem is these sea monkeys only produce the mucus
during…

 

[dilloduck]

mucus from a sea monkey-type creature found on the moon.
The only problem is these sea monkeys only produce the mucus
during…

commercials while watching Oprah show off her wealth. This show resulted in the.......