Help Me Write My New Reality Show

[no1tovote4]

So today the contestants are divided into two teams consisting of Douglas and the girls against everybody else and are assigned barracks for the teams... Let's see what antics they can get into...

 

[Bonnie]

So today the contestants are divided into two teams consisting of Douglas and the girls against everybody else and are assigned barracks for the teams... Let's see what antics they can get into...

Well Amber is already sizing up Douglas as her first conquest while Liz is sizing up Amber and sees right thru her feeble charade.

Enter Lonnie the surprise contestant who is very hip to Amber antics and is going to throw a monkey wrench in Amber's plans by...............

 

[Bonnie]

Can we change 'Sandy' to 'Sin-D'?

Yes Sindy does make for better T.V drama than Sandy.

 

[Shattered]

Yes Sindy does make for better T.V drama than Sandy.

Noooooo. Sin-D.

You can get rid of the hyphen if you really must, but..

 

[Bonnie]

Noooooo. Sin-D.

You can get rid of the hyphen if you really must, but..

Okay Sin-D it is... and tell us about Sin-D's character?? What is she really like on this space base??

 

[Shattered]

Okay Sin-D it is... and tell us about Sin-D's character?? What is she really like on this space base??

Uh wait.. Space? I don't think I wanna play anymore - space is kinda boring.

 

[Bonnie]

Uh wait.. Space? I don't think I wanna play anymore - space is kinda boring.

Quitter!!!!!!!!

 

[Shattered]

Quitter!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!!

Maybe...but space guys are all kinda geeky, and generally not the least bit cute.

 

[Bonnie]

LMAO!!!

Maybe...but space guys are all kinda geeky, and generally not the least bit cute.

alright how about we throw in a long haired musician/ astronaut just to make it interesting.........You and Amber can fight over him..........

 

[Shattered]

alright how about we throw in a long haired musician/ astronaut just to make it interesting.........You and Amber can fight over him..........

Pictures, please. If he's cute enough, Amber will get her ass kicked. I can be a mean bitch when I want to be.

 

[no1tovote4]

Maybe...but space guys are all kinda geeky, and generally not the least bit cute.

Hey! Let's not start off on a bad footing here, you can at least lie a bit...

(So when they get voted off do we get to put them into the air lock and send them flying into space? They can be picked up later by a rescue ship and sent home in disgrace for their interview on The View...)

 

[no1tovote4]

Well Amber is already sizing up Douglas as her first conquest while Liz is sizing up Amber and sees right thru her feeble charade.

Enter Lonnie the surprise contestant who is very hip to Amber antics and is going to throw a monkey wrench in Amber's plans by...............

Announcing she is Douglas's ex-girlfriend, she then begins to tell the other girls about Douglas's habit of....

 

[Joz]

Announcing she is Douglas's ex-girlfriend, she then begins to tell the other girls about Douglas's habit of....

Biting his toenails.

 

[no1tovote4]

Biting his toenails.

Immediately everybody starts thinking of how flexible he must be! How exciting it must be to....

 

[5stringJeff]

Immediately everybody starts thinking of how flexible he must be! How exciting it must be to....

...tie him in a knot so Jefferson Amberslover can find himself a suitable mate!

 

[no1tovote4]

...tie him in a knot so Jefferson Amberslover can find himself a suitable mate!

Too bad he is stuck in a barracks with all the guys! His plans will have to take a longer view...

The Producer's have hired a slightly good-looking spokesmodel that speaks in a fake english accent in order to promote the show. She shows up and starts talking about the first challenge, which is to take a pile of spare parts and to create....

 

[Abbey Normal]

...The Producer's have hired a slightly good-looking spokesmodel that speaks in a fake english accent in order to promote the show. She shows up and starts talking about the first challenge, which is to take a pile of spare parts and to create....

...a robot that can give hot waxes, so none of the astronauts have to.

Chaos ensues when one of the robots accidentally...

 

[Bonnie]

...a robot that can give hot waxes, so none of the astronauts have to.

Chaos ensues when one of the robots accidentally...

puts wax in the wrong place and makes Amber bald

 

[Bonnie]

So Amber now really has it in for the robot for whom she blames...........

 

[dilloduck]

So Amber now really has it in for the robot for whom she blames...........

for being the father of John Travolta who thought grease was something to eat.