Ok, but then why not just drop to the floor while Chef was in the middle of one of his screaming matches during the point where everyone was screwing up so that he could become the center of attention? Instead, the worst that happened was a pan of otherwise perfect looking peppers ended up on the counter.
Faking an illness is *usually* a woman thing to do... Having never been in Basic Training, I don't know about that, so I'll take your word for it.
In the mean time, we'll disagree until we see what happens next week.