Hello, new guy

[miketx]

This forum looks interesting so I signed up. I am married, 62, with three grown children. I work part time at a Texas prison. Thanks for letting me join.

 

[DarkFury]

Well after you are here a month you will fence this place in and start letting those folks where you work out.

 

[Mad Scientist]

Hello and Welcome to New Guy!

Question: Are you able to keep Guns and Drugs out of that High Security Prison you work at?

 

[Auld Phart]

a little help navigating this site.

 

[miketx]

Hello and Welcome to New Guy!

Question: Are you able to keep Guns and Drugs out of that High Security Prison you work at?

Guns yes, drugs no.

 

[hjmick]

I have relative works at a Texas prison.

 

[Harry Dresden]

I have relative works at a Texas prison.

mmm....hj mick.....mike tx....

 

[saveliberty]

First, sorry to say we are only allowing strippers that end in I or Y to join at this time.

Second, it is called work release when you are at the prison part time.

 

[IsaacNewton]

This forum looks interesting so I signed up. I am married, 62, with three grown children. I work part time at a Texas prison. Thanks for letting me join.

Merry Christmas Mike.

 

[westwall]

Welcome to the madhouse.... I suggest you hang out in Ad seg.....

 

[waltky]

Granny says ya sound like her kinda man...

... she wantin' to know if ya got a big gun, a really big gun...

... an' if ya gots handcuffs an' a whip?

 

[Gracie]

Don't let this place run you off too fast. Give it a chance. You working where you work...I think you can take it.

 

[miketx]

Merry Christmas Mike.

Thanks. Happy Birthday! 'Splain it too me how you let Edmund Halley steal your work?

 

[IsaacNewton]

Merry Christmas Mike.

Thanks. Happy Birthday! 'Splain it too me how you let Edmund Halley steal your work?

He was into comets and I had gravity so no foul. Then that damn Einstein had to come along, "oh look at me, I'm smarter than Isaac Newton".

Punk.

 

[miketx]

Welcome to the madhouse.... I suggest you hang out in Ad seg.....

Did it for a year and a half.

 

[boedicca]

Welcome to USMB; I hope you've had all of your shots.

You'll find your prison experience to be quite useful here in the dregs of the interwebs...especially if you worked in the psycho ward.

 

[miketx]

I worked in Segregation for a long time. Kinda like a nut house....

 

[westwall]

I worked in Segregation for a long time. Kinda like a nut house....

Yeah, noobies always get Ad seg. That or Death Row which is where a friend of mine started at San Quentin. Have to break you guys in quick!

 

[Mertex]

This forum looks interesting so I signed up. I am married, 62, with three grown children. I work part time at a Texas prison. Thanks for letting me join.

Hi Mike.......glad you joined us. I'm from Texas, too........close to SA. Hope you enjoy posting here.

 

[Geaux4it]