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I'm tellin' you man: If you have one single conservative or Republican bone in your body, you're going to have the living fuck hammered out of you by one or more of our less than illustrious leftists on here. Don't bother bringing up actual facts, figures, and data, because since you voted for the God King Donald J. Trump, you are a Trumpanzee, a Trumpster, a Trumpbot, and a cult-member. You will never convince them otherwise, that you are not a racist, bigot, homophobe, xenophobe, or that you really don't want to push Granny's wheelchair over a cliff.
They will not listen to you. Everything you say will be a lie. Fake news, propaganda. You must acquiesce and submit yourself to the all-knowing, all-seeing Jocephus Biden and his merry band of Democruds, lest ye be branded a heretic, a non-believer and a
Kafir.
You will be reviled, hated, spat upon, accused of everything the left commits every day, and labelled a "terrorist", "insurrectionist", "traitor", and "insurgent." The Jan' 6th protest in DC will be permanently Super-Glued to your back, as if you took part in it personally. Even if your didn't, you must adamantly condemn those who took part in it, and swear your allegiance to the Half-Baked Spud currently squatting in the White House, as well as his whore of a VP. Should you not do that, expect some of the more virulent USMB members to show up at your doorstep, and burn several crosses in your front yard. You know darned well they would if they could.
Shit. This cheap vodka is kicking my ass. I guess that means I'm a "Russian Bot" or something.
