Heaven has a wall, gate and strict immigration policy

Hell, on the other hand, has Open Borders.

A Christian grocery store in Camden is taking heat for noting this obvious truth to the readers of their ad.

Grocery ad sent to Arkansas stores says ‘Heaven has a wall’

Matthew 7:13 “Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it.

John 10:1 “Very truly I tell you Pharisees, anyone who does not enter the sheep pen by the gate, but climbs in by some other way, is a thief and a robber.
 
St Pete take these wings from me
I can't use ‘em anymore
My visa seems expired you see
Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's wall

Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's wall
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's wall
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's wall
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's wall, eh yeah


St Pete said my halo’s around
But it can’t open any doors
The tangerine terror’s shut it down
Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's wall

Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's wall
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's wall
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's wall
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's wall


Ooooh ohhh ooooohohhhhh….


w/apologies to Mr Dylan ~S~
 
St Pete take these wings from me
I can't use ‘em anymore
My visa seems expired you see
Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's wall

Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's wall
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's wall
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's wall
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's wall, eh yeah


St Pete said my halo’s around
But it can’t open any doors
The tangerine terror’s shut it down
Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's wall

Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's wall
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's wall
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's wall
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's wall


Ooooh ohhh ooooohohhhhh….


w/apologies to Mr Dylan ~S~
God is his agent you will be getting a phone call..
 
Northern Louisiana.... the swampiest of buttholes in all of America.


Northern Louisiana is considered to be the "Sportsman's Paradise", hardly a butthole at all.

Phil Robertson and the entire Duck Dynasty family is from northern Louisiana as well as Fox Football announcer Terry Bradshaw. A lot of great people from that part of the world.
 
Hell, on the other hand, has Open Borders.

A Christian grocery store in Camden is taking heat for noting this obvious truth to the readers of their ad.

Grocery ad sent to Arkansas stores says ‘Heaven has a wall’

Heh.. fuck heaven then. I'll party in hell with my friends.
I heard that the women down there are really hot.


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Northern Louisiana.... the swampiest of buttholes in all of America.


Northern Louisiana is considered to be the "Sportsman's Paradise", hardly a butthole at all.

Phil Robertson and the entire Duck Dynasty family is from northern Louisiana as well as Fox Football announcer Terry Bradshaw. A lot of great people from that part of the world.
:lmao:
 

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