Heating Up Your Car This Winter Could Get You Fined In Massachusetts

[Jarlaxle]

This has been the law for at least fifteen years. Non-story.

There is no need to idle a modern engine.

20 below wind chill says you can GO **** YOURSELF

You're adorable.

Dumb as rat shit, but adorable.

Adorable or not you're more than welcome to get on your knees and spit shine the chrome on my "warming up truck"

Code red, code red, a patient in the geriatric ward is having a meltdown! Code red, bring the cattle prods and straitjackets!

 

[Wyatt earp]

This has been the law for at least fifteen years. Non-story.

There is no need to idle a modern engine.

What do you do pee on the windshield?

Start the engine and drive. It's not complicated.

So no winter driving huh?

 

[Jarlaxle]

This has been the law for at least fifteen years. Non-story.

There is no need to idle a modern engine.

What do you do pee on the windshield?

Start the engine and drive. It's not complicated.

So no winter driving huh?

Are you on some sort of drugs?

 

[Wyatt earp]

This has been the law for at least fifteen years. Non-story.

There is no need to idle a modern engine.

What do you do pee on the windshield?

Start the engine and drive. It's not complicated.

So no winter driving huh?

Are you on some sort of drugs?

Candian mist whiskey for almost 3 weeks now 24/7

Now answer my question have you ever drove in the winter

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

This has been the law for at least fifteen years. Non-story.

There is no need to idle a modern engine.

20 below wind chill says you can GO **** YOURSELF

You're adorable.

Dumb as rat shit, but adorable.

Adorable or not you're more than welcome to get on your knees and spit shine the chrome on my "warming up truck"

Code red, code red, a patient in the geriatric ward is having a meltdown! Code red, bring the cattle prods and straitjackets!

The only code red is for the moron dumb enough to TRY to get in my truck as it warms. You better be fast. If not you better hope the ambulance is.

 

[Jarlaxle]

This has been the law for at least fifteen years. Non-story.

There is no need to idle a modern engine.

20 below wind chill says you can GO **** YOURSELF

You're adorable.

Dumb as rat shit, but adorable.

Adorable or not you're more than welcome to get on your knees and spit shine the chrome on my "warming up truck"

Code red, code red, a patient in the geriatric ward is having a meltdown! Code red, bring the cattle prods and straitjackets!

The only code red is for the moron dumb enough to TRY to get in my truck as it warms. You better be fast. If not you better hope the ambulance is.

No need to get in-they usually just stick the ticket on your windshield.

 

[Jarlaxle]

This has been the law for at least fifteen years. Non-story.

There is no need to idle a modern engine.

What do you do pee on the windshield?

Start the engine and drive. It's not complicated.

So no winter driving huh?

Are you on some sort of drugs?

Candian mist whiskey for almost 3 weeks now 24/7

Now answer my question have you ever drove in the winter

For more than twenty years. Are you attempting to stumble upon some sort of POINT? Or are you just drunk and flailing?

 

[Wyatt earp]

What do you do pee on the windshield?

Start the engine and drive. It's not complicated.

So no winter driving huh?

Are you on some sort of drugs?

Candian mist whiskey for almost 3 weeks now 24/7

Now answer my question have you ever drove in the winter

For more than twenty years. Are you attempting to stumble upon some sort of POINT? Or are you just drunk and flailing?

Then how the **** did you defrost your windows?

Dont tell me your a redneck and used a bedroom sheet at night.

 

[airplanemechanic]

To the OP:

No need to idle a modern engine. The only reason you idled older engines was to give the choke on the carb time to kick down the engine to where you could drive it without it being at a fast idle because it was cold. Modern engines with ECU's take care of that for you.

You need only wait a few seconds for the oil to begin circulating before you drive. I wouldn't hammer down on it until it gets up to operating temp, but you can surely drive away.

 

[Jarlaxle]

Start the engine and drive. It's not complicated.

So no winter driving huh?

Are you on some sort of drugs?

Candian mist whiskey for almost 3 weeks now 24/7

Now answer my question have you ever drove in the winter

For more than twenty years. Are you attempting to stumble upon some sort of POINT? Or are you just drunk and flailing?

Then how the **** did you defrost your windows?

Dont tell me your a redneck and used a bedroom sheet at night.

Open the driver's window an inch and turn on the defroster, the inside will clear in 20-30 seconds. For frost on the outside, hit the washers.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

20 below wind chill says you can GO **** YOURSELF

You're adorable.

Dumb as rat shit, but adorable.

Adorable or not you're more than welcome to get on your knees and spit shine the chrome on my "warming up truck"

Code red, code red, a patient in the geriatric ward is having a meltdown! Code red, bring the cattle prods and straitjackets!

The only code red is for the moron dumb enough to TRY to get in my truck as it warms. You better be fast. If not you better hope the ambulance is.

No need to get in-they usually just stick the ticket on your windshield.

The law can go **** themselves when it comes to MY PROPERTY.


Period

 

[Jarlaxle]

You're adorable.

Dumb as rat shit, but adorable.

Adorable or not you're more than welcome to get on your knees and spit shine the chrome on my "warming up truck"

Code red, code red, a patient in the geriatric ward is having a meltdown! Code red, bring the cattle prods and straitjackets!

The only code red is for the moron dumb enough to TRY to get in my truck as it warms. You better be fast. If not you better hope the ambulance is.

No need to get in-they usually just stick the ticket on your windshield.

The law can go **** themselves when it comes to MY PROPERTY.

Period

Are you the guy screaming incoherently as you are shoved into the back of the police car?

 

[Wyatt earp]

So no winter driving huh?

Are you on some sort of drugs?

Candian mist whiskey for almost 3 weeks now 24/7

Now answer my question have you ever drove in the winter

For more than twenty years. Are you attempting to stumble upon some sort of POINT? Or are you just drunk and flailing?

Then how the **** did you defrost your windows?

Dont tell me your a redneck and used a bedroom sheet at night.

Open the driver's window an inch and turn on the defroster, the inside will clear in 20-30 seconds. For frost on the outside, hit the washers.

That only works above freezing, you really haven't started a car when it's cold as hell have you?

 

[Wyatt earp]

Adorable or not you're more than welcome to get on your knees and spit shine the chrome on my "warming up truck"

Code red, code red, a patient in the geriatric ward is having a meltdown! Code red, bring the cattle prods and straitjackets!

The only code red is for the moron dumb enough to TRY to get in my truck as it warms. You better be fast. If not you better hope the ambulance is.

No need to get in-they usually just stick the ticket on your windshield.

The law can go **** themselves when it comes to MY PROPERTY.

Period

Are you the guy screaming incoherently as you are shoved into the back of the police car?

Huh? What do you think he lives on 20 feet of grass..

 

[airplanemechanic]

You're adorable.

Dumb as rat shit, but adorable.

Adorable or not you're more than welcome to get on your knees and spit shine the chrome on my "warming up truck"

Code red, code red, a patient in the geriatric ward is having a meltdown! Code red, bring the cattle prods and straitjackets!

The only code red is for the moron dumb enough to TRY to get in my truck as it warms. You better be fast. If not you better hope the ambulance is.

No need to get in-they usually just stick the ticket on your windshield.

The law can go **** themselves when it comes to MY PROPERTY.


Period

I don't know the law where you live but it's not YOUR property if its being driven on PUBLIC roads.

I was at a rest stop in NJ this past summer. My truck had an APU so I had an HVAC system separate from my main engine but they have a no-idle policy in that state. I saw a state trooper sneak in the back gate of the rest stop and park behind the last truck. He then slowly walked in front of each truck. If it was idling, he wrote them a ticket. He hit about 6 trucks that I saw. And temps were in the high 80's.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

Adorable or not you're more than welcome to get on your knees and spit shine the chrome on my "warming up truck"

Code red, code red, a patient in the geriatric ward is having a meltdown! Code red, bring the cattle prods and straitjackets!

The only code red is for the moron dumb enough to TRY to get in my truck as it warms. You better be fast. If not you better hope the ambulance is.

No need to get in-they usually just stick the ticket on your windshield.

The law can go **** themselves when it comes to MY PROPERTY.

Period

Are you the guy screaming incoherently as you are shoved into the back of the police car?

On occasion. Won't lie. But if it wasn't for the plastic cuffs pissants like you are usually the ones crying incessantly.

Contrary to popular belief I actually do beat the ass of punks like you Has led to many a night in jail

 

[Jarlaxle]

Are you on some sort of drugs?

Candian mist whiskey for almost 3 weeks now 24/7

Now answer my question have you ever drove in the winter

For more than twenty years. Are you attempting to stumble upon some sort of POINT? Or are you just drunk and flailing?

Then how the **** did you defrost your windows?

Dont tell me your a redneck and used a bedroom sheet at night.

Open the driver's window an inch and turn on the defroster, the inside will clear in 20-30 seconds. For frost on the outside, hit the washers.

That only works above freezing, you really haven't started a car when it's cold as hell have you?

Bullshit. I have lived in New England my entire life, it works and has worked for more than 20 years. Coldest I recall was -18.

 

[Jarlaxle]

Code red, code red, a patient in the geriatric ward is having a meltdown! Code red, bring the cattle prods and straitjackets!

The only code red is for the moron dumb enough to TRY to get in my truck as it warms. You better be fast. If not you better hope the ambulance is.

No need to get in-they usually just stick the ticket on your windshield.

The law can go **** themselves when it comes to MY PROPERTY.

Period

Are you the guy screaming incoherently as you are shoved into the back of the police car?

On occasion. Won't lie. But if it wasn't for the plastic cuffs pissants like you are usually the ones crying incessantly.

Contrary to popular belief I actually do beat the ass of punks like you Has led to many a night in jail

You're a legend in your own mind.

Now finish your Metamucil and stewed prunes, time to change your Depends and put you to bed.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

Adorable or not you're more than welcome to get on your knees and spit shine the chrome on my "warming up truck"

Code red, code red, a patient in the geriatric ward is having a meltdown! Code red, bring the cattle prods and straitjackets!

The only code red is for the moron dumb enough to TRY to get in my truck as it warms. You better be fast. If not you better hope the ambulance is.

No need to get in-they usually just stick the ticket on your windshield.

The law can go **** themselves when it comes to MY PROPERTY.


Period

I don't know the law where you live but it's not YOUR property if its being driven on PUBLIC roads.

I was at a rest stop in NJ this past summer. My truck had an APU so I had an HVAC system separate from my main engine but they have a no-idle policy in that state. I saw a state trooper sneak in the back gate of the rest stop and park behind the last truck. He then slowly walked in front of each truck. If it was idling, he wrote them a ticket. He hit about 6 trucks that I saw. And temps were in the high 80's.

MY PROPERTY implies MY PROPERTY

Lol

Wtf?

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

You're a legend in your own mind.

I am. I am also a legend when it comes to creating unnecessary medical bills