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It's starting to look that way what with the photoshopped pics, the lying, the claims that Ben Carson had quit during the Iowa caucus, the lying, the venal robo-calls,...did I mention the lying? But the question is, has he always been this way? Seems one of his college roommates thinks so:
Ted Cruz's college roommate Craig Mazin is at it again on Twitter, delighting Cruz-loathers everywhere with jokes and stories about his time living with Cruz at Princeton in 1988. Mazin, who's had almost 30 years to cultivate and refine his contempt for Cruz, joked on Twitter Thursday night that he's being blamed for not having the foresight to kill the presidential hopeful back then.
Getting emails blaming me for not smothering Ted Cruz in his sleep in 1988. What kind of monster do you think I am? A really prescient one?
9:09 PM - 14 Jan 2016
I'm starting to feel like the U.S. should pay me reparations for my freshman year. The Brutalism of Ted Cruz - http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/12/opinion/the-brutalism-of-ted-cruz.html?_r=0 …
1:25 PM - 12 Jan 2016
As a freshman, I would get into senior parties because I was Ted's roommate. OUT OF PITY. He was that widely loathed. It's his superpower.
10:39 AM - 10 Jan 2016
My freshman year college roommate Ted Cruz is going to be elected Senator. In case I hadn't made it clear, he's also a huge asshole.
4:03 AM - 26 Oct 2012
Second memory: Ted would talk about the women he thought he had a shot with. Pretty sure he remained untouched by a woman those four years.
10:43 AM - 10 Jan 2016
Ted would leave a greasy film on everything. My friend Erik dubbed the substance "Cruhz," rhymes with "scuzz." Now there's Cruhz on my TV.
10:45 AM - 10 Jan 2016
How little has Ted Cruz changed since 1988? If he hadn't gained weight, I could make a strong case that he was a cyborg.
10:16 AM - 8 Dec 2015
In 1988, I puked all over Ted Cruz's textbooks. U JELLY?
11:09 AM - 8 Aug 2015
Ted Cruz's college roommate Craig Mazin is at it again on Twitter, delighting Cruz-loathers everywhere with jokes and stories about his time living with Cruz at Princeton in 1988. Mazin, who's had almost 30 years to cultivate and refine his contempt for Cruz, joked on Twitter Thursday night that he's being blamed for not having the foresight to kill the presidential hopeful back then.
Getting emails blaming me for not smothering Ted Cruz in his sleep in 1988. What kind of monster do you think I am? A really prescient one?
9:09 PM - 14 Jan 2016
I'm starting to feel like the U.S. should pay me reparations for my freshman year. The Brutalism of Ted Cruz - http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/12/opinion/the-brutalism-of-ted-cruz.html?_r=0 …
1:25 PM - 12 Jan 2016
As a freshman, I would get into senior parties because I was Ted's roommate. OUT OF PITY. He was that widely loathed. It's his superpower.
10:39 AM - 10 Jan 2016
My freshman year college roommate Ted Cruz is going to be elected Senator. In case I hadn't made it clear, he's also a huge asshole.
4:03 AM - 26 Oct 2012
Second memory: Ted would talk about the women he thought he had a shot with. Pretty sure he remained untouched by a woman those four years.
10:43 AM - 10 Jan 2016
Ted would leave a greasy film on everything. My friend Erik dubbed the substance "Cruhz," rhymes with "scuzz." Now there's Cruhz on my TV.
10:45 AM - 10 Jan 2016
How little has Ted Cruz changed since 1988? If he hadn't gained weight, I could make a strong case that he was a cyborg.
10:16 AM - 8 Dec 2015
In 1988, I puked all over Ted Cruz's textbooks. U JELLY?
11:09 AM - 8 Aug 2015