Has someone Trumped?

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It is clear from this site that the verb to trump has been used extensively across Britain to refer to the breaking of wind. It is especially the case in the North, in Wales and certainly in Norfolk.

Over the centuries, fart has not been without linguistic rivals. Since the early fifteenth century, for example, trump has served as a synonym for fart, or rather to denote an especially noisy fart.
(A Dictionary of Culinary Curiosities) by Mark Morton

Trump :

Verb. To break wind from the anus, to 'fart'. E.g."There's a disgusting smell in here. Has someone trumped?"
 
Is that all you got? C'mon man. Jeez-Louise, I was hoping for more from you than attempted potty humor?!
How about a real reference from google:

TRUMP
noun
noun: trump; plural noun: trumps
(in bridge, whist, and similar card games) a playing card of the suit chosen to rank above the others, which can win a trick where a card of a different suit has been led.

In the US , TRUMP is the highest suit, duh.
 
Trump means to win.

Such an accurate name.
An American treasure A master farter

The only fart here is the odor coming from the crack in your head where TDS is pouring out in all of it's pustule-laden-green-ooze glory accompanied by the distinct olfactory identity of decomposition.

JO
 
Doesn't the TDS just get more and more desperate over time? Guy can't stop thinking about farts on Christmas eve because his TDS. Now that is winning in itself, if not a little sad.
 
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