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Too bad her husband is “too busy” to buy her a gift

Trump says he's too busy to get Melania a birthday present: 'I got her a beautiful card'

“I better not get into that because I may get in trouble," he said. "Maybe I didn’t get her so much. I got her a beautiful card, you know I'm very busy to be running out looking for presents. I got her a beautiful card and some beautiful flowers."

What do you buy a woman that has a lease on the Lincoln Bedroom and a $80K a month allowance?
 
Too bad her husband is “too busy” to buy her a gift

Trump says he's too busy to get Melania a birthday present: 'I got her a beautiful card'

“I better not get into that because I may get in trouble," he said. "Maybe I didn’t get her so much. I got her a beautiful card, you know I'm very busy to be running out looking for presents. I got her a beautiful card and some beautiful flowers."

What do you buy a woman that has a lease on the Lincoln Bedroom and a $80K a month allowance?
You cook her a dinner yourself, rent a movie and put some viagra in your pocket. Not that sex with trump would be much of a present :eek:
trump-nude-troll-doll-chuck-williams-2.jpg
 
Too bad her husband is “too busy” to buy her a gift

Trump says he's too busy to get Melania a birthday present: 'I got her a beautiful card'

“I better not get into that because I may get in trouble," he said. "Maybe I didn’t get her so much. I got her a beautiful card, you know I'm very busy to be running out looking for presents. I got her a beautiful card and some beautiful flowers."

What do you buy a woman that has a lease on the Lincoln Bedroom and a $80K a month allowance?
You cook her a dinner yourself, rent a movie and put some viagra in your pocket. Not that sex with trump would be much of a present :eek:
trump-nude-troll-doll-chuck-williams-2.jpg

Two things I don't want to picture is a dinner cooked by an Orange popsicle or a celebrity tape from him.
 
Too bad her husband is “too busy” to buy her a gift

Trump says he's too busy to get Melania a birthday present: 'I got her a beautiful card'

“I better not get into that because I may get in trouble," he said. "Maybe I didn’t get her so much. I got her a beautiful card, you know I'm very busy to be running out looking for presents. I got her a beautiful card and some beautiful flowers."

What do you buy a woman that has a lease on the Lincoln Bedroom and a $80K a month allowance?
You cook her a dinner yourself, rent a movie and put some viagra in your pocket. Not that sex with trump would be much of a present :eek:
trump-nude-troll-doll-chuck-williams-2.jpg
:abgg2q.jpg: I want a Trump treasure troll.
 
I hope she has a lovely birthday.

Someone else's birthday is just around the corner. I'll accept gifts of bourbon or board games. If that doesn't work; small, unmarked non-sequential bills will do just fine.
 
I hope she has a lovely birthday.

Someone else's birthday is just around the corner. I'll accept gifts of bourbon or board games. If that doesn't work; small, unmarked non-sequential bills will do just fine.
No Bourbon, but ill get you a board game.
 
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Too bad her husband is “too busy” to buy her a gift

Trump says he's too busy to get Melania a birthday present: 'I got her a beautiful card'

“I better not get into that because I may get in trouble," he said. "Maybe I didn’t get her so much. I got her a beautiful card, you know I'm very busy to be running out looking for presents. I got her a beautiful card and some beautiful flowers."

What do you buy a woman that has a lease on the Lincoln Bedroom and a $80K a month allowance?

Say you don't need no diamond ring and I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of thing that money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me love
 
Too bad her husband is “too busy” to buy her a gift

Trump says he's too busy to get Melania a birthday present: 'I got her a beautiful card'

“I better not get into that because I may get in trouble," he said. "Maybe I didn’t get her so much. I got her a beautiful card, you know I'm very busy to be running out looking for presents. I got her a beautiful card and some beautiful flowers."

What do you buy a woman that has a lease on the Lincoln Bedroom and a $80K a month allowance?
Money can’t buy me love
Can’t buy me love....love ....can’t buy me love....no
Can’t buy class either
 
Too bad her husband is “too busy” to buy her a gift

Trump says he's too busy to get Melania a birthday present: 'I got her a beautiful card'

“I better not get into that because I may get in trouble," he said. "Maybe I didn’t get her so much. I got her a beautiful card, you know I'm very busy to be running out looking for presents. I got her a beautiful card and some beautiful flowers."
Just when I think you clowns can't come up with criticism more stupid and idiotic than the last one...
 
:desk:oh, oh, i know wut to git 'er........

Russian chippendales!

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~S~
 
Too bad her husband is “too busy” to buy her a gift

Trump says he's too busy to get Melania a birthday present: 'I got her a beautiful card'

“I better not get into that because I may get in trouble," he said. "Maybe I didn’t get her so much. I got her a beautiful card, you know I'm very busy to be running out looking for presents. I got her a beautiful card and some beautiful flowers."
Just when I think you clowns can't come up with criticism more stupid and idiotic than the last one...
Criticism?

After being caught giving $130,000 to a porn star to shut up about sex, all he can come up with for Melanias Birthday is a stink’n card
 
Too bad her husband is “too busy” to buy her a gift

Trump says he's too busy to get Melania a birthday present: 'I got her a beautiful card'

“I better not get into that because I may get in trouble," he said. "Maybe I didn’t get her so much. I got her a beautiful card, you know I'm very busy to be running out looking for presents. I got her a beautiful card and some beautiful flowers."
Just when I think you clowns can't come up with criticism more stupid and idiotic than the last one...
Criticism?

After being caught giving $130,000 to a porn star to shut up about sex, all he can come up with for Melanias Birthday is a stink’n card
Should have purchased a Pajama Gram.
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Perfect gift for the thoughtless male to give.
Melania would nail this look.
 
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