Happy Birthday Melania

[rightwinger]

Too bad her husband is “too busy” to buy her a gift

Trump says he's too busy to get Melania a birthday present: 'I got her a beautiful card'

“I better not get into that because I may get in trouble," he said. "Maybe I didn’t get her so much. I got her a beautiful card, you know I'm very busy to be running out looking for presents. I got her a beautiful card and some beautiful flowers."

 

[flacaltenn]

Too bad her husband is “too busy” to buy her a gift

Trump says he's too busy to get Melania a birthday present: 'I got her a beautiful card'

“I better not get into that because I may get in trouble," he said. "Maybe I didn’t get her so much. I got her a beautiful card, you know I'm very busy to be running out looking for presents. I got her a beautiful card and some beautiful flowers."

What do you buy a woman that has a lease on the Lincoln Bedroom and a $80K a month allowance?

 

[TNHarley]

Too bad her husband is “too busy” to buy her a gift

Trump says he's too busy to get Melania a birthday present: 'I got her a beautiful card'

“I better not get into that because I may get in trouble," he said. "Maybe I didn’t get her so much. I got her a beautiful card, you know I'm very busy to be running out looking for presents. I got her a beautiful card and some beautiful flowers."

What do you buy a woman that has a lease on the Lincoln Bedroom and a $80K a month allowance?

You cook her a dinner yourself, rent a movie and put some viagra in your pocket. Not that sex with trump would be much of a present

 

[flacaltenn]

Too bad her husband is “too busy” to buy her a gift

Trump says he's too busy to get Melania a birthday present: 'I got her a beautiful card'

“I better not get into that because I may get in trouble," he said. "Maybe I didn’t get her so much. I got her a beautiful card, you know I'm very busy to be running out looking for presents. I got her a beautiful card and some beautiful flowers."

What do you buy a woman that has a lease on the Lincoln Bedroom and a $80K a month allowance?

You cook her a dinner yourself, rent a movie and put some viagra in your pocket. Not that sex with trump would be much of a present

Two things I don't want to picture is a dinner cooked by an Orange popsicle or a celebrity tape from him.

 

[Markymark11]

Too bad her husband is “too busy” to buy her a gift

Trump says he's too busy to get Melania a birthday present: 'I got her a beautiful card'

“I better not get into that because I may get in trouble," he said. "Maybe I didn’t get her so much. I got her a beautiful card, you know I'm very busy to be running out looking for presents. I got her a beautiful card and some beautiful flowers."

What do you buy a woman that has a lease on the Lincoln Bedroom and a $80K a month allowance?

You cook her a dinner yourself, rent a movie and put some viagra in your pocket. Not that sex with trump would be much of a present

I want a Trump treasure troll.

 

[mdk]

I hope she has a lovely birthday.

Someone else's birthday is just around the corner. I'll accept gifts of bourbon or board games. If that doesn't work; small, unmarked non-sequential bills will do just fine.

 

[Markymark11]

I hope she has a lovely birthday.

Someone else's birthday is just around the corner. I'll accept gifts of bourbon or board games. If that doesn't work; small, unmarked non-sequential bills will do just fine.

No Bourbon, but ill get you a board game.

 

[rightwinger]

Too bad her husband is “too busy” to buy her a gift

Trump says he's too busy to get Melania a birthday present: 'I got her a beautiful card'

“I better not get into that because I may get in trouble," he said. "Maybe I didn’t get her so much. I got her a beautiful card, you know I'm very busy to be running out looking for presents. I got her a beautiful card and some beautiful flowers."

What do you buy a woman that has a lease on the Lincoln Bedroom and a $80K a month allowance?

Say you don't need no diamond ring and I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of thing that money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me love

 

[TheOldSchool]

Too bad her husband is “too busy” to buy her a gift

Trump says he's too busy to get Melania a birthday present: 'I got her a beautiful card'

“I better not get into that because I may get in trouble," he said. "Maybe I didn’t get her so much. I got her a beautiful card, you know I'm very busy to be running out looking for presents. I got her a beautiful card and some beautiful flowers."

What do you buy a woman that has a lease on the Lincoln Bedroom and a $80K a month allowance?

Money can’t buy me love
Can’t buy me love....love ....can’t buy me love....no

Can’t buy class either

 

[blastoff]

Too bad her husband is “too busy” to buy her a gift

Trump says he's too busy to get Melania a birthday present: 'I got her a beautiful card'

“I better not get into that because I may get in trouble," he said. "Maybe I didn’t get her so much. I got her a beautiful card, you know I'm very busy to be running out looking for presents. I got her a beautiful card and some beautiful flowers."

Just when I think you clowns can't come up with criticism more stupid and idiotic than the last one...

 

[sparky]

oh, oh, i know wut to git 'er........

Russian chippendales!

~S~

 

[rightwinger]

Too bad her husband is “too busy” to buy her a gift

Trump says he's too busy to get Melania a birthday present: 'I got her a beautiful card'

“I better not get into that because I may get in trouble," he said. "Maybe I didn’t get her so much. I got her a beautiful card, you know I'm very busy to be running out looking for presents. I got her a beautiful card and some beautiful flowers."

Just when I think you clowns can't come up with criticism more stupid and idiotic than the last one...

Criticism?

After being caught giving $130,000 to a porn star to shut up about sex, all he can come up with for Melanias Birthday is a stink’n card

 

[petro]

Too bad her husband is “too busy” to buy her a gift

Trump says he's too busy to get Melania a birthday present: 'I got her a beautiful card'

“I better not get into that because I may get in trouble," he said. "Maybe I didn’t get her so much. I got her a beautiful card, you know I'm very busy to be running out looking for presents. I got her a beautiful card and some beautiful flowers."

Just when I think you clowns can't come up with criticism more stupid and idiotic than the last one...

Criticism?

After being caught giving $130,000 to a porn star to shut up about sex, all he can come up with for Melanias Birthday is a stink’n card

Should have purchased a Pajama Gram.

Perfect gift for the thoughtless male to give.
Melania would nail this look.