Happy birthday FLOTUS

[Papageorgio]

QUICK!!! Name 5 50 years or older women you'd rather have sex with!!!

My best forum idea ever!

Jacquelyn Smith, Jennifer Tilly, Christie Brinkley, Michelle Pfeiffer, Sela Ward.

 

[dblack]

And you want to do the First "Lady"?

mkay

I never said I wanted to do the First Lady, but you did say you wanted to do your mom.

No he said he'd rather do his mom. Pretty big difference between the two

Uh.. ok tmi. Let's talk about capital gains tax.

 

[Mertex]

QUICK!!! Name 5 50 years or older women you'd rather have sex with!!!

My best forum idea ever!

Jacquelyn Smith, Jennifer Tilly, Christie Brinkley, Michelle Pfeiffer, Sela Ward.

Yeah......lot more sensible than "your mom".......

 

[Dot Com]

Is there anything Obama hasn't labeled as a national security threat under the guise of passing some defunked legislation?

have you served? When, where?

from the OP:

In 2008, some 634 military personnel were discharged for transgressing "don't ask, don't tell." That same year, 4,555 were discharged for failing to meet military weight standards.

I supposed the question is where haven't I served? Marines, 12 years, infantry, under the last two presidents, medically discharged, 180 lbs, 6'' 1'. Pleasure to meet your acquaintance douche.

HEY!!! I just asked if you served. No need to get snitty ESPECIALLY not on FLOTUS' b-day

 

[Mertex]

have you served? When, where?

from the OP:

I supposed the question is where haven't I served? Marines, 12 years, infantry, under the last two presidents, medically discharged, 180 lbs, 6'' 1'. Pleasure to meet your acquaintance douche.

HEY!!! I just asked if you served. No need to get snitty ESPECIALLY not on FLOTUS' b-day

Some seem to be so sensitive about everything.....must be all that butt hurt?

 

[birddog]

I wonder if Moochelle did any "monkeying" around before she left the islands.

 

[Papageorgio]

QUICK!!! Name 5 50 years or older women you'd rather have sex with!!!

My best forum idea ever!

Jacquelyn Smith, Jennifer Tilly, Christie Brinkley, Michelle Pfeiffer, Sela Ward.

Yeah......lot more sensible than "your mom".......

I've had a crush on Smith since I was a teenager, I always told my wife if Jacquelyn ever came a callin, I'd have to go. My wife always shook her head and laughed.

 

[OKTexas]

May it be her last in the peoples house.

Eat your heart out.....she has 2 more to go.......Bwahahaha!

What's that old saying about counting chickens? Shit may just catch up to her chicago gutter trash husband.

 

[ScienceRocks]

She's pretty

 

[BDBoop]

Agreed.

 

[aaronleland]

QUICK!!! Name 5 50 years or older women you'd rather have sex with!!!

My best forum idea ever!

Jacquelyn Smith, Jennifer Tilly, Christie Brinkley, Michelle Pfeiffer, Sela Ward.

Yeah......lot more sensible than "your mom".......

This topic just caught my interest. Go on...

 

[ScienceRocks]

Michelle Obama is one of the prettiest 50 year olds around Not that I agree with everything she beliefs, but this hatred is kind of baseless.

 

[Unkotare]

She seems to be one of the few people who cares about saving those little fat white kids from fat-related diseases.

Her brilliant plan to save them by eating all the fatty food in the country herself before they can get to it is reminiscent of her husband's approach to reducing illegal immigration by making sure our economy sucks as much as possible as long as possible. Quite the brain trust there in the White House.

 

[Jarlaxle]

Michelle Obama is one of the prettiest 50 year olds around Not that I agree with everything she beliefs, but this hatred is kind of baseless.

You need glasses.

 

[Lumpy 1]

I don't remember Lefties hating on the last FLOTUS. You Righties have no shame NONE!!!

There's no comparison..Laura is a true Lady..

 

[Rozman]

I just can't understand the cult like worship of the President and his wife...

 

[Stephanie]

I just can't understand the cult like worship of the President and his wife...

no kidding, it's damn cultish creepy

 

[Wildman]

I never saw the big deal about birthdays, I don't tell anyone, I don't want it recognized by people, to me it's just another day. My kids don't even know what day it is, at work I told HR, that I didn't want it recognized. Birthdays lost their meaning when I hit 21.

Not sure why 50 is a big break thru, now 90, that is a birthday to remember, not many see it.

birthday and birthdate have two entirely different meanings, a person only has one BIRTHDAY, anything after that is a BIRTHDATE, if i know someone who has a BIRTHDATE i always wish them a "Happy Birthdate"

 

[Wildman]

She's pretty

she's pretty what ?? disgusting ? fat assed ? repugnant ? scuzzy ? sickening ? obnoxious ? vile ? revolting ? hideous ? offensive ? ...

want more definitions ? i got a whole lot more.

 

[Geaux4it]

She's pretty

she's pretty what ?? disgusting ? fat assed ? repugnant ? scuzzy ? sickening ? obnoxious ? vile ? revolting ? hideous ? offensive ? ...

want more definitions ? i got a whole lot more.

You forgot one.......................She's racist....

-Geaux