Hamburgers or Hot Dogs?

[Mad Scientist]

We don't eat Hamburgers or Hot Dogs anymore. Marinated Chicken, Steaks, Ribs and what not have replaced all that crap.

 

[alan1]

Filet Mignon

What time is dinner?

I'll start grilling at 5:00, serving begins at 5:02

 

[Dis]

It's just a garnish, not the real food.

Given whatever the hell was sitting on top of that steak doesn't belong there, the asparagus WAS the real food.

You don't like horseradish with your steak?
Go ahead and scrape it off.

Scrape it off??? You DO know that horseradish permeates *everything* it comes into contact with, and there's no "scraping" it off.

 

[Phoenix]

I'll start grilling at 5:00, serving begins at 5:02

What shall I bring?

 

[alan1]

I'll start grilling at 5:00, serving begins at 5:02

What shall I bring?

Dis-spray

 

[Dis]

I'll start grilling at 5:00, serving begins at 5:02

What shall I bring?

You would eat with someone that completely defiles a perfectly good piece of filet mignon? Oh dear.....

There should be nothing on that plate except the filet resting in a bed of its own juices. Oh, and more asparagus.

 

[DamnYankee]

You don't like horseradish with your steak?
Go ahead and scrape it off.

'Scuse me.... Please allow the guests to horseradish their own food, just as I allow mine to salt their own. Thanks.

Did I invite Dis?

Well.... If she were crashin', someone was gonna get that already horseradished steak, weren't they?

 

[Phoenix]

You would eat with someone that completely defiles a perfectly good piece of filet mignon? Oh dear.....

There should be nothing on that plate except the filet resting in a bed of its own juices. Oh, and more asparagus.

No - that one is his steak. He'll fix mine right.

I agree with your latter statement, excepting the asparagus. I'll give you mine.

 

[alan1]

seems some folk want to come to my cook-out, and complain

 

[Phoenix]

Dis-spray

Where does one find that?

 

[Dis]

seems some folk want to come to my cook-out, and complain

Well, everyone does have their limits to the abuse they'll take... and that's downright abusive.

 

[DamnYankee]

seems some folk want to come to my cook-out, and complain

Some of us just want you to COOK. Leave the rest to us....

 

[Dis]

seems some folk want to come to my cook-out, and complain

Some of us just want you to COOK. Leave the rest to us....

He's gonna put that stuff on it. I'LL cook!

 

[xotoxi]

A burger con queso and a dog, potato salad, strawberry shortcake, beer.

 

[Phoenix]

He's gonna put that stuff on it. I'LL cook!

I'll just sit over there, soaking up the sun and looking decorative.

 

[Dis]

He's gonna put that stuff on it. I'LL cook!

I'll just sit over there, soaking up the sun and looking decorative.

Well, sit on him so he doesn't break the meat.

 

[alan1]

He's gonna put that stuff on it. I'LL cook!

I'll just sit over there, soaking up the sun and looking decorative.

Well, sit on him so he doesn't break the meat.

Good idea

 

[DamnYankee]

He's gonna put that stuff on it. I'LL cook!

I'll just sit over there, soaking up the sun and looking decorative.

Could you bring me a nice tall drink, please?

 

[alan1]

seems some folk want to come to my cook-out, and complain

Some of us just want you to COOK. Leave the rest to us....

He's gonna put that stuff on it. I'LL cook!

Again, when were you invited?

 

[Dis]

I'll just sit over there, soaking up the sun and looking decorative.

Well, sit on him so he doesn't break the meat.

Good idea

LMAO. Figures you'd think so.