Gwyneth Paltrow Says She 'Steam Cleans' Her Vagina; Encourages Women To Do It For Energy

[Steve_McGarrett]

Oh man, this is insane but the comments are great.

Gwyneth Steam Cleans Her Vagina for Energetic Release

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Oh man, this is insane but the comments are great.

Gwyneth Steam Cleans Her Vagina for Energetic Release

This is more along the lines of what would appeal to you.

 

[Pogo]

Isn't it about time to steam clean those bogus quotes in your sigline, McRacist?

They're certainly old and smelly enough.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

Does she recommend The Rug Doctor, or Stanley Steemer ?

 

[Tom Sweetnam]

She must get a lot of foot traffic in there. Whatever rocks your boat.

 

[squeeze berry]

Does she recommend The Rug Doctor, or Stanley Steemer ?

does the rug match the drapes?

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

Fire in the hole!

 

[Hossfly]

Does she recommend The Rug Doctor, or Stanley Steemer ?

Roto Rooter.

 

[Politico]

Wow Breitbart does not fail to entertain does it?

 

[AvgGuyIA]

Isn't it about time to steam clean those bogus quotes in your sigline, McRacist?

They're certainly old and smelly enough.

They are actual quotes representing the Democrat heritage. People are trying to prove it was republicans oppressing the black man. It wasn't.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

This procedure could also be known as a "clambake" or "taco seasoning".

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

Does she recommend The Rug Doctor, or Stanley Steemer ?

Roto Rooter.

Coit.

 

[BullKurtz]

does the rug match the drapes?

Bald as a cue ball.

 

[BullKurtz]

Smells like fish, tastes like chicken.

 

[Hossfly]

Smells like fish, tastes like chicken.

Smells like fish, tastes like chicken.

I have the trademark for that line, Bull, but you can use it.

 

[danielpalos]

Oh man, this is insane but the comments are great.

Gwyneth Steam Cleans Her Vagina for Energetic Release

Video on YouTube, please. I have already attended a "lecture" on body, self-waxing.

 

[DriftingSand]

DriftingSand Steam Cleaning Service is now open for business.

 

[Pogo]

Isn't it about time to steam clean those bogus quotes in your sigline, McRacist?

They're certainly old and smelly enough.

They are actual quotes representing the Democrat heritage. People are trying to prove it was republicans oppressing the black man. It wasn't.

No, actually they're made-up crap. And he knows it. That's why he won't answer where they came from.

 

[Katzndogz]

She could just take a shower once in a while.

 

[Hossfly]

She could just take a shower once in a while.

And ruin her make-up and hairdo??