Lol. A young woman in undergrad (at the time) tried to really give me an epic put down one fine night at dinner. It was a special dining room evening with candles for mood. But the candles weren’t lit. I asked the table if anyone had a match. She tried, God bless her. She said:
“Yeah. Your ass and my face!”
Even in the dark I waited to watch her flush as her mistake struck home.
I stole a line from M*A*SH where Hawkeye Pierce said, “Well, I guess you told me!”
I think Greta’s fail was also self imposed and even more massive.