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Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye. By the power vested in me by country music, I am officially declaring the 28th of August, in the Year of Our Ford 2020 as an officially-sanctioned country music holiday, with all the rights and privileges thereof afforded to all self-professed country fans, and to be observed however one chooses suitable. Feel free to present this decree to any business, employer, institution of higher learning, or whomever else you wish to play hookie from as a legally-binding document, or at any location of Kenny Rogers Roasters for 20% off your next order, and a free fountain drink.
I’m Declaring August 28th, 2020 a Country Music Holiday
Yeah, I like Country Music
I’m Declaring August 28th, 2020 a Country Music Holiday
Yeah, I like Country Music