Got this out of my mediacom hunting news groups

[Johnney]

Jackson was a guest on the Sean Hannity show today. They were taking
calls from the public. A lady caller berated Jackson for all of the sex
in his songs, his dancing, and in particular his crotch grabbing. Now,
I'm not making this up. I heard it with my own ears. Jackson's response
was "My crotch grabbing isn't sexual. It helps me hit the high notes."

Oookay. If he says so. It does give me pause to consider the
possibilities, though. Do you suppose I could improve my elk bugling if
I wore tighter underwear?

Dick

some of the answers

<quote>Hey Dick,

It sure will help, but you'll have to wear only one glove and have enough plastic surgery to go from
a decent looking guy to an ugly woman.... ;-)
</quote>

<qoute>Then I could ugly the poor thing to death. I couldn't do that to a skunk.

Dick</quote>

dont know if any of this is true, but i was amusing