Got my eye on one of these.....

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As I get older the idea of hanging around the Pit for 18 or 20 hours has become less desirable we'll say.
I've heard good things about pellet smokers and in particular the Fast Eddie.

Anyone with any experience with pellet smokers?


 
As I get older the idea of hanging around the Pit for 18 or 20 hours has become less desirable we'll say.
I've heard good things about pellet smokers and in particular the Fast Eddie.

Anyone with any experience with pellet smokers?



How did you get you eye out to put on one of them?
 
As I get older the idea of hanging around the Pit for 18 or 20 hours has become less desirable we'll say.
I've heard good things about pellet smokers and in particular the Fast Eddie.

Anyone with any experience with pellet smokers?



How did you get you eye out to put on one of them?


I have a glass eye.....
 
I understand the hours it takes, though.

I have an Electric from CookShack that I dont really care for.
Paid $600 for it but it only excels with beef. I gotta say it's built like a brick shithouse though.
The PG500 is supposed to outperform other pellet smokers and it wouldnt surprise me after seeing the quality product they produce.
 
As I get older the idea of hanging around the Pit for 18 or 20 hours has become less desirable we'll say.
I've heard good things about pellet smokers and in particular the Fast Eddie.

Anyone with any experience with pellet smokers?



How did you get you eye out to put on one of them?


I have a glass eye.....

Do you need a squeegee to clean it..


Nah...I just let my Dog lick it off.
 
As I get older the idea of hanging around the Pit for 18 or 20 hours has become less desirable we'll say.
I've heard good things about pellet smokers and in particular the Fast Eddie.

Anyone with any experience with pellet smokers?



How did you get you eye out to put on one of them?


I have a glass eye.....

Do you need a squeegee to clean it..


Nah...I just let my Dog lick it off.

Me too, that saves me on buying terlit paper..
 
As I get older the idea of hanging around the Pit for 18 or 20 hours has become less desirable we'll say.
I've heard good things about pellet smokers and in particular the Fast Eddie.

Anyone with any experience with pellet smokers?





What in the fuck? You know what goes into smokers? Wood, that's what.

Oak is good, Maple, Cherry, Hickory, Mesquite, Citrus.

WTF is this pellet stuff?
 
As I get older the idea of hanging around the Pit for 18 or 20 hours has become less desirable we'll say.
I've heard good things about pellet smokers and in particular the Fast Eddie.

Anyone with any experience with pellet smokers?



How did you get you eye out to put on one of them?


I have a glass eye.....

Do you need a squeegee to clean it..


Nah...I just let my Dog lick it off.

Me too, that saves me on buying terlit paper..


WTF is terlit paper and how can it save me money on my glass eye?
.............and is it cheaper than Windex?
 
As I get older the idea of hanging around the Pit for 18 or 20 hours has become less desirable we'll say.
I've heard good things about pellet smokers and in particular the Fast Eddie.

Anyone with any experience with pellet smokers?





What in the fuck? You know what goes into smokers? Wood, that's what.

Oak is good, Maple, Cherry, Hickory, Mesquite, Citrus.

WTF is this pellet stuff?

Wood
 
How did you get you eye out to put on one of them?

I have a glass eye.....
Do you need a squeegee to clean it..

Nah...I just let my Dog lick it off.
Me too, that saves me on buying terlit paper..

WTF is terlit paper and how can it save me money on my glass eye?
.............and is it cheaper than Windex?
The dog licks your ass and the glass eye, then you save on both..
 
As I get older the idea of hanging around the Pit for 18 or 20 hours has become less desirable we'll say.
I've heard good things about pellet smokers and in particular the Fast Eddie.

Anyone with any experience with pellet smokers?





What in the fuck? You know what goes into smokers? Wood, that's what.

Oak is good, Maple, Cherry, Hickory, Mesquite, Citrus.

WTF is this pellet stuff?

Wood


So.. you can't like.. cut it into pieces and this thing will work, right?
Has to be pellets? FAIL.
 
As I get older the idea of hanging around the Pit for 18 or 20 hours has become less desirable we'll say.
I've heard good things about pellet smokers and in particular the Fast Eddie.

Anyone with any experience with pellet smokers?





What in the fuck? You know what goes into smokers? Wood, that's what.

Oak is good, Maple, Cherry, Hickory, Mesquite, Citrus.

WTF is this pellet stuff?


I either have the choice of giving up brisket smoking or continuing smoking brisket.
I'm not staying up all night to tend an $80 dollar brisket,I did that for years during competition Cook Offs and I dont have the patience anymore.
 
I have a glass eye.....
Do you need a squeegee to clean it..

Nah...I just let my Dog lick it off.
Me too, that saves me on buying terlit paper..

WTF is terlit paper and how can it save me money on my glass eye?
.............and is it cheaper than Windex?
The dog licks your ass and the glass eye, then you save on both..

You're sick......I'd never let my dog lick my ass.
I mean what would that do for the cleanliness when it came down to my glass eye?
 
As I get older the idea of hanging around the Pit for 18 or 20 hours has become less desirable we'll say.
I've heard good things about pellet smokers and in particular the Fast Eddie.

Anyone with any experience with pellet smokers?





What in the fuck? You know what goes into smokers? Wood, that's what.

Oak is good, Maple, Cherry, Hickory, Mesquite, Citrus.

WTF is this pellet stuff?

Wood


So.. you can't like.. cut it into pieces and this thing will work, right?
Has to be pellets? FAIL.


The pellets are made of pure wood.
 
As I get older the idea of hanging around the Pit for 18 or 20 hours has become less desirable we'll say.
I've heard good things about pellet smokers and in particular the Fast Eddie.

Anyone with any experience with pellet smokers?





What in the fuck? You know what goes into smokers? Wood, that's what.

Oak is good, Maple, Cherry, Hickory, Mesquite, Citrus.

WTF is this pellet stuff?

Wood


So.. you can't like.. cut it into pieces and this thing will work, right?
Has to be pellets? FAIL.


If ya wanted to cut pieces of oak or hickory into the proper size it'd work just fine.
 
Do you need a squeegee to clean it..

Nah...I just let my Dog lick it off.
Me too, that saves me on buying terlit paper..

WTF is terlit paper and how can it save me money on my glass eye?
.............and is it cheaper than Windex?
The dog licks your ass and the glass eye, then you save on both..

You're sick......I'd never let my dog lick my ass.
I mean what would that do for the cleanliness when it came down to my glass eye?
They make sprays for that..
 

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