1. Thou shalt not have any other gods before God.
2. Thou shalt not make yourself an idol.
3. Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain.
4. Remember the Sabbath Day and keep it Holy.
5. Honor your Father and Mother.
6. Thou shalt not murder.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
8. Thou shalt not steal.
9. Thou shalt not testify or bear false witness against your neighbor.
10. Thou shalt not covet.
The Left-wing Pope recently revised the 10 commandments. So here it is:
1. Thou shalt have no other gods before the democrat party, leaders of social justice and all that is true and good.
2. Thou shalt have other idols, like Beyonce, but just remember democrats rule the roost. So, if she ever is not a democrat, she can no longer pretend to do a concert at another DNC convention.
3. Thou shall take the name of God in vain, and only speak his name when doing so. Otherwise, you will get canceled.
4. Forget the Sabbath. Every day is free time day. No more working. In fact, who can find a decent paying job these days anyway?
5. Honor your Mother, at least, if she is a democrat. Curse your Patriarchal conservative oppressor you once called father, unless your dad is a democrat, then just ignore him. It won't be hard because more than likely he won't hang around for too long, if at all.
6. Thou shalt not murder. No, you kill them before they leave the womb dumb dumb, or if they protest the DNC at the Capital unarmed, or you help them kill themselves with euthanasia or by giving them clean needles with drugs flowing across the border. Also, letting murders go free would not hurt. Gotta reduce those carbon footprints and all.
7. Thou shalt commit adultery, unless you are cheating on the democrat party. (See rule one)
8. Thou shalt not steal, unless you are in Kamala Harris's San Francisco and the item costs below $1000, then it is Ok to do so under the law, (soon to be the entire country) or if you are a politician and tax people for any reason, or if the government is inflating your wealth away. But I think that is only common sense.
9. Thou shalt bear false witness against Trump or anyone else who defies the DNC. That's right, Trump and Kavanaugh and Clarence Thomas touched you where again? Disgusting!!
10. Thou shalt covet, all day, every day. What the other have is yours, unless they work for the DNC, but no one ever complains about their extreme wealth and never will, unless they don't know what is good for them. (Wink wink)
Looking back, commandment #10 really should be rule #1, or at least #2.
Curses!!!