God, PLEASE tell the Hatians...

[Procrustes Stretched]

Please God, please tell the Haitians that not only did you not cause the earthquake in order to punish them, but that you are not performing miracles every time somebody farts or has gas?

Jesus, if I hear one more ignorant fooll say god is providing for them, god was looking over them, god was....

No god could, would or should spend so much effort for so little result.

 

[Gunny]

Please God, please tell the Haitians that not only did you not cause the earthquake in order to punish them, but that you are not performing miracles every time somebody farts or has gas?

Jesus, if I hear one more ignorant fooll say god is providing for them, god was looking over them, god was....

No god could, would or should spend so much effort for so little result.

You didn't hear? It's our secret earthquake machine. Obama hates Haitians. But it's STILL Bush's fault.

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

Please God, please tell the Haitians that not only did you not cause the earthquake in order to punish them, but that you are not performing miracles every time somebody farts or has gas?

Jesus, if I hear one more ignorant fooll say god is providing for them, god was looking over them, god was....

No god could, would or should spend so much effort for so little result.

You didn't hear? It's our secret earthquake machine. Obama hates Haitians. But it's STILL Bush's fault.

So Swan Hannity is blaming Obama and Keith OlberDouche still has Bush as Worst Person of The Year?

go figure

 

[xsited1]

Please God, please tell the Haitians that not only did you not cause the earthquake in order to punish them, but that you are not performing miracles every time somebody farts or has gas?

Jesus, if I hear one more ignorant fooll say god is providing for them, god was looking over them, god was....

No god could, would or should spend so much effort for so little result.

I didn't realize you knew so much about God. You should be on the 700 Club.

 

[stoneridge]

Haiti was a very prosperous Country until they made Bill Clinton the United Nations' special envoy to the nation last year.

UN envoy Bill Clinton begins first visit to Haiti in his new role

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

Please God, please tell the Haitians that not only did you not cause the earthquake in order to punish them, but that you are not performing miracles every time somebody farts or has gas?

Jesus, if I hear one more ignorant fooll say god is providing for them, god was looking over them, god was....

No god could, would or should spend so much effort for so little result.

I didn't realize you knew so much about God. You should be on the 700 Club.

Me and god text message all day long. At least I think it's god.

 

[Againsheila]

Please God, please tell the Haitians that not only did you not cause the earthquake in order to punish them, but that you are not performing miracles every time somebody farts or has gas?

Jesus, if I hear one more ignorant fooll say god is providing for them, god was looking over them, god was....

No god could, would or should spend so much effort for so little result.

God Bless You...

 

[xsited1]

Please God, please tell the Haitians that not only did you not cause the earthquake in order to punish them, but that you are not performing miracles every time somebody farts or has gas?

Jesus, if I hear one more ignorant fooll say god is providing for them, god was looking over them, god was....

No god could, would or should spend so much effort for so little result.

I didn't realize you knew so much about God. You should be on the 700 Club.

Me and god text message all day long. At least I think it's god.

I hope you're weren't texting while driving. That's what God was doing just before the earthquake that leveled Haiti.

 

[Smartt33]

Please God, please tell the Haitians that not only did you not cause the earthquake in order to punish them, but that you are not performing miracles every time somebody farts or has gas?

Jesus, if I hear one more ignorant fooll say god is providing for them, god was looking over them, god was....

No god could, would or should spend so much effort for so little result.

From whose perspective is it only a "little result"?

When the beach bum was walking along the beach tossing as many star fish back into the ocean as he could, knowing that not all would be saved, he made a difference for each one he touched.

If God had to do what we expect Him to do, we would be God, not Him.

 

[☭proletarian☭]

Please God, please tell the Haitians that not only did you not cause the earthquake in order to punish them, but that you are not performing miracles every time somebody farts or has gas?

Jesus, if I hear one more ignorant fooll say god is providing for them, god was looking over them, god was....

No god could, would or should spend so much effort for so little result.

You didn't hear? It's our secret earthquake machine. Obama hates Haitians. But it's STILL Bush's fault.

Was it based on Tesla's?

 

[Modbert]

Was it based on Tesla's?

Oh Tesla. I much rather prefer his doomsday ray he was cooking up.

 

[eots]

Please God, please tell the Haitians that not only did you not cause the earthquake in order to punish them, but that you are not performing miracles every time somebody farts or has gas?

Jesus, if I hear one more ignorant fooll say god is providing for them, god was looking over them, god was....

No god could, would or should spend so much effort for so little result.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk41Gbjljfo]YouTube - XTC-Dear God[/ame]

 

[Dr Gregg]

yeah god, tell them who really causes disease and natural disasters... YOU

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

Please God, please tell the Haitians that not only did you not cause the earthquake in order to punish them, but that you are not performing miracles every time somebody farts or has gas?

Jesus, if I hear one more ignorant fooll say god is providing for them, god was looking over them, god was....

No god could, would or should spend so much effort for so little result.

From whose perspective is it only a "little result"?

When the beach bum was walking along the beach tossing as many star fish back into the ocean as he could, knowing that not all would be saved, he made a difference for each one he touched.

If God had to do what we expect Him to do, we would be God, not Him.

Oh, a Hallmark favorite?


What's next, the serenity prayer?

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Dev Nell/Dante.

I have a great idea for your next name, how's this: "Biggest fucking asshole and douchebag on USMB"

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

I didn't realize you knew so much about God. You should be on the 700 Club.

Me and god text message all day long. At least I think it's god.

I hope you're weren't texting while driving. That's what God was doing just before the earthquake that leveled Haiti.

Thanks.

Now I feel like shit. First I get accused of contributing to the untimely demise of a mesage board because of my texting, and now my texting contributes to the devastation of a small nation?

Great, now I definitely need a 12 Step program for Text Criminals