Glock Pistols hires Chuck Norris to replace R. Lee Ermey as their spokesman...

Is Chuck still trying to sell his exercise machines he has left over from the 1980's?
I heard he uses a walker from Texas now...
 
I would have gone with Tommy Lee Jones.

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Is Glock having a hard time selling without an action figure pushing the product?
 
Norris actually died about ten years ago but death hasn’t worked up the nerve to tell him that yet.
 
Meh: why not look to the future?

Greg

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I miss the late R. Lee Ermey. In real-life interviews this Marine DI was a naturally funny guy with a great sense of humor about himself. He sure deserved his Oscar in Full Metal Jacket.
 
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