Giant Alligators Stalk the Land!

[JimBowie1958]

Who says the dinosaurs are extinct??

They are alive and well in the South.

...and the DNC.

 

[FJO]

Who says the dinosaurs are extinct??

They are alive and well in the South.

And a whole bunch of them in he Senate or the House.

Shumer, for example. Or Waters.

 

[Bush92]

And I mean GIANT, these frigging beasts could pull a plow!

Massive gators keep showing humans who's boss

They make nice shoes, boots, and purses.

 

[Call Sign Chaos]

Well duh!

I've seen 17 1/2 footers.

Make no mistake, gators can run faster than you for around 30 feet.

They have to stop to pivot, though, so what you do is cut and then cut again.

Not true that's a myth the average human can outrun a gator even during their short spurts and zigzagging makes it more likely for you to slip, fall, and become gator shit.

 

[JimBowie1958]

Well duh!

I've seen 17 1/2 footers.

Make no mistake, gators can run faster than you for around 30 feet.

They have to stop to pivot, though, so what you do is cut and then cut again.

Not true that's a myth the average human can outrun a gator even during their short spurts and zigzagging makes it more likely for you to slip, fall, and become gator shit.

Jeebus, maybe you could take some lessons from a house cat?

 

[blastoff]

Well duh!

I've seen 17 1/2 footers.

Make no mistake, gators can run faster than you for around 30 feet.

They have to stop to pivot, though, so what you do is cut and then cut again.

Not true that's a myth the average human can outrun a gator even during their short spurts and zigzagging makes it more likely for you to slip, fall, and become gator shit.

Therefore always be sure to have a friend along with you...one whom you can easily outrun.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Gators are nothing to trifle with.

Hold up now!!!
The guy was NOT a Texan!!!! The idiot just moved here from St. Louis Missouri and obviously wasn't one of their best and brightest.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Well duh!

I've seen 17 1/2 footers.

Make no mistake, gators can run faster than you for around 30 feet.

They have to stop to pivot, though, so what you do is cut and then cut again.

We fish an oxbow lake off the Trinity river that's full of the damn things!
Had em steal a stringer of fish more than once.

 

[Roudy]

Must be all the hormones in the Mc Donald's food they scavenge in the garbage bins.