Getting Owned by Your Teenager

[DustyInfinity]

My son and I tease each other. He'll tell me to leave Rudolph alone, and I'll tell him he is getting Jolly Ranchers for Halloween. I have learned that this texting and tweeting generation is deadly. They have a ton of comebacks ready to go. I teased him in the car the other day, and he looked at me and told me to tongue punch a fart box. I was like ok, I'm done. Do you guys get owned by your teens?

 

[Old Man Grumbles]

Yes, I do. What's worse is when I don't get it and have to ask them what it means.