Getting old is weird

[TheParser]

I turned 85 this past August.
Here is a question I have not asked before.

How do you know when you died?

Well, if you believe in God, I guess that you will know that you are in Heaven.

 

[Robert W]

Well, if you believe in God, I guess that you will know that you are in Heaven.

I do. I have seen some so called Near Death videos where others talk about they died and what they had happen to them.

 

[GLASNOST]

You're still a kid!

Oh, to be only 77 again!!!

Aw, shucks!