George Costanza Here

[George Costanza]

Hello. George Costanza here. Of course, I reside in the Los Angeles area. And, as might be expected, I am quite liberal, both socially and politically.

I worry a lot. I have trouble relating to women. I often seek advice from my best friend, who lives in a New York apartment and occasionally travels to Hollywood. There is one woman in my life but I am not in a romantic relationship with her because she is as neurotic as I am.

There is one other friend we have. He is very tall, very strange and has crazy hair.

We haven't seen much of each other in recent years - except by way or reruns.

 

[manifold]

I already can't stand ya.

 

[George Costanza]

I already can't stand ya.

I never liked you when you were my gym coach in high school, and I'm sure I won't like you now.

Wedgies - arrrggghhhhh!

 

[Big Black Dog]

George - That's all really too bad. First of all, I'd move out of California, maybe change my name, and begin to take Prozac. What ever you do, don't tell anybody you're a liberal. Move someplace like Tennessee. The girls there aren't nearly as fucked up. I've been to Los Angeles. Your problems are all due to the environment there, i.e., too many liberals and bad air. It's a very bad mixture. You'll improve with time. You'll heal faster if you listen to Rush Limbaugh alot. Good luck.

 

[KittenKoder]

Tell Jerry he forgot called me.

 

[George Costanza]

George - That's all really too bad. First of all, I'd move out of California, maybe change my name, and begin to take Prozac. What ever you do, don't tell anybody you're a liberal. Move someplace like Tennessee. The girls there aren't nearly as fucked up. I've been to Los Angeles. Your problems are all due to the environment there, i.e., too many liberals and bad air. It's a very bad mixture. You'll improve with time. You'll heal faster if you listen to Rush Limbaugh alot. Good luck.

I don't care what you say about my beloved Los Angeles or anything else - that's the greatest dog I have ever seen.

 

[George Costanza]

Tell Jerry he forgot called me.

He was busy helping me move a Frogger game across the street. I'll make sure he gives you a call.

 

[KittenKoder]

Tell Jerry he forgot called me.

He was busy helping me move a Frogger game across the street. I'll make sure he gives you a call.

I can't believe you didn't get the fly that time!

 

[Amanda]

George